Sojourner Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Sep 13 2004, 02:32 PM'] I don't mind if [i]you[/i] steal my lines, Sojourner. Except the one about the shower...no, that's mean. Steal away, Soj. [/quote] Aww, thanks, TCW. You can steal my lines too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 13, 2004 Author Share Posted September 13, 2004 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Sep 13 2004, 11:18 AM'] Don'tcha hate it when you say something really phunny and nobody hears you? My coworker straightened her hair and it looked real nice and everybody was phawning over her. So I said, "when I want a new look, I just don't take a shower." It's phunny because it's true! [/quote] Now I almost pheel bad that nobody stole my line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Sep 13 2004, 02:36 PM'] Now I almost pheel bad that nobody stole my line. [/quote] Yeah, but if nobody heard you they couldn't steal your line. You've gotta learn to be a little louder and more obnoxious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 The best pudding I've ever had was double chocolate tapioca, cooked by a Southern grandma. It was then I knew that tapioca is without a doubt the king of all puddings, with banana pudding a close second. Yay! Yay for tapioca! :cheer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 13 2004, 03:04 PM'] The best pudding I've ever had was double chocolate tapioca, cooked by a Southern grandma. It was then I knew that tapioca is without a doubt the king of all puddings, with banana pudding a close second. Yay! Yay for tapioca! :cheer: [/quote] You're such a line-stealer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 13, 2004 Author Share Posted September 13, 2004 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Sep 13 2004, 03:00 PM'] Yeah, but if nobody heard you they couldn't steal your line. You've gotta learn to be a little louder and more obnoxious. [/quote] LOL HSM! Soj, Maybe I should incorparate more hygiene into my act? People just don't seem to relate to "natural" humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Well, I personally find the "couple of days of facial hair" very nice, so that could help ... In general, though, hygienic actions such as the use of soap, shampoo, toothpaste, deodorant, are a plus and tend to bolster the humor receptors of others. As an example, I was at an announcement reception the other day for the Heartland Film Festival (truly moving pictures) and the dude sitting next to me had a ... unique aroma. Lucky for Heartland, the films were interesting enough to overcome the aroma factor, but good hygiene in general makes an experience better. IMHO. (camping would, of course, be the exception to this rule.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 13, 2004 Author Share Posted September 13, 2004 But doesn't B.O. make people laugh? And shouldn't I therefore strive to cultivate B.O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 im not funny. was in denial for years. you guys need to teach me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 pharting is phunniest when you can't smell it. B.O. is generally not phunny when you can smell it, but it is phunny from a distance. For example, in the above situation at the Heartland event, you would have gotten great joy out of seeing me try to move away from the guy next to me. I was practically plastered on the other side of the seat. Slightly off-topic, one of my co-workers thinks George Bush always looks like he just pharted, and is wondering if anyone else can smell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 13, 2004 Author Share Posted September 13, 2004 There's nothing phunny about B.O., it would seem, phlowery. You have to understand my German American culture. In my phamily, none of the guys took showers. We didn't have to, because nana carried a can of Lysol with her wherever she went. RIP Nana. :hearts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 There are some people who don't have bad B.O., you know. Some people can get by with not showering for several days. My friend Mark does it, and honestly you'd never be able to tell. Sometimes, a little B.O. can be good, I think. Just in moderation, as long as it's not too evil-smelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 LOL guys um i was responding to the first post in this thread..... i dont know what BO is at all...... edit: i got it and i agree its a cultural thing but i wasn't talking about it when i posted ......my bad....should have clarified.... :ph34r: sorry......carry on...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 13, 2004 Author Share Posted September 13, 2004 Bump for my nana. :hearts: And my mema too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 <<<<<<<< this guys looks like something smells and he doesn't know what it is. I :wub: him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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