cmotherofpirl Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 WOw Three new pahtmassers on the way. Hey you oldies remember what happened the last time? hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azriel Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 uh no...why can't I 'member! yay for mmerf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Thats awesome Dave!!!!!!!!! <<< this is me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 cmom, do you mean the sudden baby boom that we had here? Is it starting again? :cheer: YAY, a whole new batch of new phatmassers! :cheer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmerf Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Sep 2 2004, 10:23 AM'] Our babies' in utero nicknames were: Sparky Twinkles Sprout I'm not sure how to pronounce Bizzle Bizzle [s]Hunai[/s]Hunei. [/quote] It's Bizzle (like 'Drizzle') and Hunei is pronounced 'HOON-yay'. As for it's origins, ask my brother Geoff. Armaments, Chapter 45, verses 6-12: And the Lord said "Let there be Phatmassers of every size and colour, and let them spring forth from other Phatmassers, and let them creepeth upon the earth, and draw sympathy and adoration from all that gaze upon them, and verily, they shall spitteth up what is swallowed down and be chided not, for indeed, they shall be seen as salt of the earth by those that bear them, until they reach the age of seventeen and a half and wrap their father's new car about a telephone-pole. Or until they ask for more money than their forbears posess, whichever shalt come first. Amen, amen I say unto you, suffer the little children, because thou doesn't know the half of it until thou hast raised a teenager." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmerf Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 [quote name='StColette' date='Sep 1 2004, 01:47 PM'] that's so sweet I wanna cry [/quote] For the record, I was getting all choked up in the doctors office. It was awesome. ga-thunk ga-thunk ga-thunk. Like a little Evenrude. Dave (An Evenrude, for those not in the know, is an outboard motor.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 [quote name='mmmerf' date='Sep 2 2004, 09:30 AM'] "...Amen, amen I say unto you, suffer the little children, because thou doesn't know the half of it until thou hast raised a teenager." [/quote] Oh yes! When I was expecting baby #2, my then 2 and a half year old daughter would go with me to appointments and listen to the heartbeat. She'd immitate that sound all day after that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 [quote name='mmmerf' date='Sep 2 2004, 09:30 AM'] Armaments, Chapter 45, verses 6-12: And the Lord said "Let there be Phatmassers of every size and colour, and let them spring forth from other Phatmassers, and let them creepeth upon the earth, and draw sympathy and adoration from all that gaze upon them, and verily, they shall spitteth up what is swallowed down and be chided not, for indeed, they shall be seen as salt of the earth by those that bear them, until they reach the age of seventeen and a half and wrap their father's new car about a telephone-pole. Or until they ask for more money than their forbears posess, whichever shalt come first. Amen, amen I say unto you, suffer the little children, because thou doesn't know the half of it until thou hast raised a teenager." [/quote] :rotfl: Congratulations! That's so wonderful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 [quote]and verily, they shall spitteth up what is swallowed down and be chided not[/quote] Wait a sec...you mean the standard punishment of that [b]isn't[/b] to be tied in a burlap sack and beaten with bamboo sticks? :angry: Mommy lied to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 that's very cool, mmmerf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmerf Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Yes, yes it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Congratulations mmmerf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azriel Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 mmmerf - I think I speak for a lot of folks when I say you definitely deserve the title of wittiest Phatmasser. ::Stalk:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 [quote name='Azriel' date='Sep 2 2004, 03:39 PM'] mmmerf - I think I speak for a lot of folks when I say you definitely deserve the title of wittiest Phatmasser. ::Stalk:: [/quote] Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmerf Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 [quote name='Azriel' date='Sep 2 2004, 04:39 PM'] mmmerf - I think I speak for a lot of folks when I say you definitely deserve the title of wittiest Phatmasser. ::Stalk:: [/quote] Now, you see, this puts me in rather a pickle of a jam. Because I'm almost called upon to say something witty. Which I won't think of until later on, in the car. And that will drive me bonkers. Oh well. Hey, it's thursday. What the heck. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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