theculturewarrior Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Today, I just found out I had a speech due. I had missed last Friday, so I had the think phast. The requirements of the speech were to pretend we were our best friend, and introduce ourselves, that is, the person we really are. The speech was to list three things we like, three things we don't like, our biggest pet peeve, our proudest moment, and what cartoon character I remind my best friend of the most. Well, I don't have a best friend, so I used Phazzan. [quote]Hello, my name is Phazzan, pronounce Pharzarn, not Phahzahn, stoopid americans. I would like to introduce Justin, aka TWC. Three things he likes include copying off me, trying to flirt with all my girlfriends, and copying off me. Three things he doesn't like are all the attention I get, that the ladies prefer me to him, and all the attention I get. His number one pet peeve is his inability to emulate my superior levels of superiority, and his proudest moment was the time I told him he has hints of superiority. The cartoon character he reminds me of is Ralph Wiggum, because he's goofy, and he can play the flute with his nose.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Bro. Adam Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 What grade did you get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 :rotfl: Thats AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullnaChinaShop Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 That is very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 :crackup: he may not be your best friend, but he was your best enemy... Phatmass saves the day! Unless you skipped on Friday to Phatmass and then it's neutral... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 hahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 :roll: hehehehehehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 I don't know what grade I got, but I fear senioritis got the best of me. I turned it in handwritten on last year's daily planner. :noidea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Bro. Adam Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Knight Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 LOL! That's hysterical... TWC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.R.D Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 what voici said dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rev Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 u really did that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 *high five* Sounds like something I would do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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