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Phazzan's Gonna Love This...


theculturewarrior

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theculturewarrior

Today, I just found out I had a speech due. I had missed last Friday, so I had the think phast. The requirements of the speech were to pretend we were our best friend, and introduce ourselves, that is, the person we really are.

The speech was to list three things we like, three things we don't like, our biggest pet peeve, our proudest moment, and what cartoon character I remind my best friend of the most.

Well, I don't have a best friend, so I used Phazzan.

[quote]Hello, my name is Phazzan, pronounce Pharzarn, not Phahzahn, stoopid americans. I would like to introduce Justin, aka TWC.

Three things he likes include copying off me, trying to flirt with all my girlfriends, and copying off me. Three things he doesn't like are all the attention I get, that the ladies prefer me to him, and all the attention I get.

His number one pet peeve is his inability to emulate my superior levels of superiority, and his proudest moment was the time I told him he has hints of superiority.

The cartoon character he reminds me of is Ralph Wiggum, because he's goofy, and he can play the flute with his nose.[/quote]

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homeschoolmom

:crackup:

he may not be your best friend, but he was your best enemy...

Phatmass saves the day! Unless you skipped on Friday to Phatmass and then it's neutral...

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theculturewarrior

I don't know what grade I got, but I fear senioritis got the best of me. I turned it in handwritten on last year's daily planner. :noidea:

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