Pete-ster Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I don't get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. (If you don't get it at first, say the joke aloud) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 A hamburger walks into the bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-ster Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 [quote](If you don't get it at first, say the joke aloud) [/quote] I was being obtuse!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-ster Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 How do you tell if there's an elephant in your 'fridge? There's footprints in the butter. How do you tell if there's two elephants in your fridge? There's two sets of footprints in the butter. How do you tell if there's three elephants in your 'fridge? The door won't close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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