LiL Kat Said Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 What do you call a walking nun? A Roman Catholic! :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picchick Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 There was a priest who would give a homily. He would always end his homilies with "If you do not take the narrow path to Jesus then there will be wailing a grinding of teeth." After everytime he'd say that an old lady in the back would laugh. Finally the priest got tired of it and after the lady laughed went back there and asked what she was laughing at. She opened her mouth to a wide smile and said as she revealed her toothless smile, "You say that there will be wailing and grinding of teeth, but I have none to grind!" So the next Mass the priest said the same thing, "If you do not follow the narrow path to Jesus, there will be wailing a grinding of teeth. And for those of you who do not have teeth, God will provide!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-ster Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Why couldn't the 8-yr old see the pirate movie? 'Cause it was rated ARRRRRRR! :blood: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T-Bone Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 A couple of bar jokes A priest, a lawyer, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" A guy walks into a bar, his girlfriend ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 I love dumb jokes. Like, this one, I hear it and inexplicably I can't stop laughing because of its simple stupidity: Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Why are there so many Smith's in the phone book? Because they all have phones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 What's invisable and smells like carrots? Bunny fluffy air extractions! :fluffy air extraction: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 What do you get when you play a Country music song backwards? You get your dog back, you get your wife back, you get your truck back, ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T-Bone Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 When geese migrate, the travel in the V-formation. This allows for efficency, as the goose in the front acts as a wind-breaker, making turbulance, so the geese behind have an easier job. One leg of the V is usually longer than the other one, and this has mystified scientists for ages. One very intelligent person has come up with a theroy that has yet to be disproved. He theorizes that the reason one side of the V is longer than the other is: are you ready? There's more geese in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullnaChinaShop Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Why do elephant paint their toenails red? (I don't know) So they can hide in Cherry trees. (Yeah right) Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (no) It must work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 [quote name='T-Bone' date='Aug 30 2004, 01:16 PM'] There's more geese in it. [/quote] Don't tell this joke to Theoketos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Do you know how long cows should be milked? Same as the short ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-ster Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 One atom says to another, "I think I lost an electron" "Are you positive?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 What word begins with 'f' and ends with 'uck'? Firetruck!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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