toledo_jesus Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Resident Assistant job is stressful. Anybody have any good jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-ster Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 What do you call a quadraplegic in your swimming pool? Bob In your mailbox? Bill On your doorstep? Matt Hanging on your wall? Art OK, these aren't even good...they're horrible. My physical therapist told me them one day when I was in a very bad mood. They cheered me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-ster Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 In a hole? Phill In a lawyer's office? Will Forgot those two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrea348 Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 can't think of any jokes now, but I can offer prayers....one of my apartment mates the past two years has been the RA of the building....they are always so busy....yesterday she spent all day checking people in....i'll be praying for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 What a cat says when he sees you naked: [url="http://www.evo.hr/cat/"]http://www.evo.hr/cat/[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toledo_jesus Posted August 29, 2004 Author Share Posted August 29, 2004 HA! That cat was awesome! I'm in a much better mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 I heard this in the homily. The pastor at a large church crossed the tabernacle, genuflected, and then, inspired to repentance, he fell down to his knees and beat his chest and cried, "I'm nobody! I'm nobody!" The associate pastor walked in and saw him, and he also fell down and cried, "I'm nobody! I'm nobody!" Just then, the president of the parish council came in and fell down to his knees and said, "I'm nobody! I'm nobody!" And the pastor whispered to the associate pastor... "Look who thinks [i]he's[/i] nobody. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTHUS Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Why did the cardinal fly into the tree? To get to its nest, silly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader_4 Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Why did the koala fall out of the tree? ----- Because it was Dead!!! AHAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XIX Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 IT'S ALMOST OVER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rev Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 [quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Aug 29 2004, 08:00 AM'] What a cat says when he sees you naked: [url="http://www.evo.hr/cat/"]http://www.evo.hr/cat/[/url] [/quote] ROFLOLPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelFilo Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 [quote name='the_rev' date='Aug 29 2004, 02:29 PM'] A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'" [/quote] This was just beautiful. Never heard these, good stuff. God bless, Mikey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 why did the little boy think the cook was mean? cuz he saw him beating eggs and whipping cream! hahaa what did the daddy tomato tell the baby tomato as they were running? he turned around, stomped his foot and yelled, "CATCHUP!!" (KETCHUP!) HAHA why did the cookie go to the bank? to get more dough!!!! yes! im the queen of corny jokes!!! :queen: *runs away before ppl start throwing stuff at her* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 one more corny one!!!! what did the baby porcipine say when he backed up into a cactus? is that you mom!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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