theculturewarrior Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Woman, I don't care if you is meaner than a striped spider...you got the purdiest eyes. Why, sometimes when I look into them peepers, it feels in my belly like ahm a'goin all crazy legged like on a ferris whil or some kind of somethin special. Nnow', I never did know a woman as fine as you. Woman, yur finer than a jug o' moonshiner. I just want to put a tater sack round ye and put some XXXX's on it so they knowed that yur a powerful poe-shun. And I ain't one of them Supurfishiles neither. You may be mean, woman, but yur more than a purdy face to me. I mean, you got some chile-rarin hips. Your a good strong woman. I bin watchin how's about you take care of them younguns. Your paddlin arm is somthin fierce! So, I don't know what you gots planned fur after tha barn dance, but Ahm goin honky tonkin. C U thar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 this sounds like a Nelly song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted August 13, 2004 Author Share Posted August 13, 2004 A nelliwho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Nelly...you know, the rapper from St. Louis who raps funny. Nevermind...I'll meet you after the barn dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted August 13, 2004 Author Share Posted August 13, 2004 C U THERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 ::whispering:: won't your fiancee Flowery be mad you're taking me honky tonkin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted August 13, 2004 Author Share Posted August 13, 2004 I ain't sawed her in pert near three days, and if she don't come back soon, I won't knowed what to do with myself. (Besides, the opening post was addressed to her, but since you answer. ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 ooohhh was it? I didn't notice her name. My bad, my bad! How about instead of honky tonkin, we just search for her together? Flowery, Ohhhhh Flowery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you??????????? TCW needs you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Bro. Adam Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 *hands Carrie and TCW each a flashlight* Here...this'll help for the darkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted August 13, 2004 Author Share Posted August 13, 2004 she done left me for good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DancesforLove Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Oh no lol now I wanna go to Billy Bobs I love goin to honky tonks they are so awesome! Aww I miss flowery! And guys have prettier eyes than girls, they always have the blueblue eyes and LONG eyelashes, hmm I'm jealous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted August 14, 2004 Author Share Posted August 14, 2004 Whared she get off to? I done tuckered mahself out a'lookin for 'er. She was the finest woman. I mean, she was meaner than a striped spider, but you shudda seen the way she took a switch to them yunguns. Whata gal! Say, nananana-now, now, now, Carrie, Mrs. Bro, aint you had no luck findin that woman? Whared she go? What will I do now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 ::sobs:: No luck!!!! I can't find her!!! Thanks for the flashlight, Mrs. Bro Adam, but I still can't find her. Should we post a missing persons bulletin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathgirl Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 hey guys! LOL Im here! uh......im just stopping in, haven't been able to post cuz i have finals all this week..... um.....you guys can go to the barn dance or whatever it is together if you want since i wont be able too and it sounds like you two might have something going on there dont let me stop it from blooming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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