Lil Red Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 With posts like these: [quote]Not if we stopped breeding them. Especially not if we released them into the wild. "Fly! Fly, my hoofed beauties! Fly like the wind! Be free!"[/quote] [quote]You also get better slogans. My favorites from the Halifax Farmer's Market: Eat Lamb - 50,000 coyotes can't be wrong! and Nova Scotia Wild Boar: Tonight, eat something with tusks! Also your veggies are usually cheaper and fresher. And the english butcher at the market sells scotch eggs. While scotch eggs don't exactly taste like heaven, they certainly move me closer to it! (Or hasten my arrival, if you like.) Another benefit of the farmer's market is there's no sales tax. So you don't support the man! [/quote] [quote]Which is good, 'cause catholics make lousy sausages. (Except, of course, for friars.) Once again, showing acceptable use of the strikethrough font![/quote] [quote]My reply would go something like this: QUOTE Dear Politicians. It is tragic and unfortunate that, in this age of advances in every field, our country is governed by such an array of idiots and numbskulls as yourselves. Having prayed and discerned in this matter a great deal, I have come to the following conclusions. 1. Even combined, you're all dumber than a bag of hammers. I mean really. 2. The Church cannot compromise on the truth, nor can she ignore the actions of those who do. 3. One never achieves a good by allowing an evil. 4. I don't make the rules. The Holy Spirit does. Send any further correspondence to Him. 5. Please find enclosed a case of Shut Up. Share and enjoy. 6. Really. It's a wonder you people are allowed outdoors without helmets. Cheerio, The Cardinal. This is why it is good that I am not a cardinal, and instead, merely a cracker of wise on discussion boards. It's just that sort of letter only bothers me. [/quote] [quote]Well, you see, I'm Canadian. Up here, if a guy goes shirtless on the wrong day, well, you could cut glass - er, nevermind[/quote] you now have a stalker. i'm not saying who though. :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 [quote]Speaking as a male, I got this to say. No man should ever go topless in public. Why? 90% of men's chests leave something, often a great deal, to be desired. (Shave that or iron it or deflate it or harpoon it or SOMETHING! Aiee! My Eyes!) ...and when the other 10% go topless, they remind us guys in the 90% what category we're in. Which just isn't nice. Therefore, keep yer shirt on, fellas. Dave P.s. I'm wearing a shirt right now. In fact, I'm wearing two.[/quote] [quote]A good quote for all you would-be misogynists out there... "Remember that God took Eve from Adam's side, not his foot." -St. Thomas Aquinas. But one of the best quotes about reserving the Priesthood to men alone... "God chose to reserve priesthood to men alone in the church so that they would have something to do..." - Anonymous.[/quote] [quote]C)As to your claim that the church has 'never had any power to speak of' I'd like to introduce you to a funny little thing I call 'The History of Western Civilization'... Lessee.... The thirteenth century. Aaaaand who is pope? Thaaaaat's Right, Innocent III. The most powerful man in Europe at the time. Hey! While we're playing, who negotiated with Genghis Kahn at the Seige of Rome in the Fifth Century? Wait for it.... Ding! Yes! Pope Leo The Great. Oh, wait, there's something else I'm thinking of... errr.... ummm... Starts with a 'C'... ooooh, films about it and everything.... Crusades! Yes! The Crusades! Who's got a permanent Seat at the U.N.? WE DO! Who's got the swiss guard, ready to whoop a-- butt? WE DO! Who crowns kings and monarchs for Centuries? WE DO! Who is strengthened by the blood of martyrs? US AGAIN! Who taught the children of Europe to read? Zing! Hey! That's us again! Who preserved knowledge in Irish monasteries while the rest of Europe sank into the Dark Ages? ONCE AGAIN, It's Holy Mother Church! But you're right, we were never powerful. There's only a BILLION of us now.[/quote] seriously, dude, you are killin' me!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 i'm not saying all your posts are phunny, but i think most of them are. the thing is, you usually have a point, too. dude, you're awesome! and if any of you would like to also stalk *ahem* i mean admire mmmerf's posts, i direct you to: [url="http://phorum.phatmass.com/index.php?act=Search&nav=au&CODE=show&searchid=281d840936d4df7ba0ef20a130839667&search_in=posts&result_type=posts"]http://phorum.phatmass.com/index.php?act=S...sult_type=posts[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azriel Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 :stalk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Great! Gold! I can quit plagiarizing Phazzan now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 :crackup: I love Mmmerf... he's wunderbar!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 [quote]This is why it's gotta be a short hug when it's with a guy. Besides. We steenk. Hug too long and you will find yourself immersed in man-smell. Stanky, stanky.[/quote] :fluffy air extraction: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazzan Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Mmmerf is b grade mate. I dunno why you all think he's a grade but I know him and I'm telling ya he's b grade. Phazzan number 1 bro, that's who's number 1, Phazzan! Mmmerf mate, b grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 [quote name='Phazzan' date='Aug 11 2004, 08:27 PM'] Mmmerf is b grade mate. I dunno why you all think he's a grade but I know him and I'm telling ya he's b grade. Phazzan number 1 bro, that's who's number 1, Phazzan! Mmmerf mate, b grade. [/quote] Now Phazzan... don't be jealous... There's room at Phatmass for both of you... and TCW... (If he holds in his gut!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 I love mmmerf's posts!!! They usually crack me up. The best part is he makes good points while being humorous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmerf Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Good gravy. I'm gone for an evening and I come back in the morning and find there's 10 posts about me. I'm being quoted. I'm being lauded. Heck, I'm being stalked! Sweet! I finally get to win that argument with my wife - 'See honey! I [i]told[/i] you I was stalk-worthy!' Seriously. I love it here. I am able to dry-run all sorts of material for my catechism class in the fall. I [s]mislead[/s] [s]corrupt[/s] [s]emotionally scar[/s] teach the grade nines. You guys... :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: ! God Bless you all. Dave (mmmerf) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmerf Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 [quote name='Lil Red' date='Aug 11 2004, 09:03 PM'] i'm not saying all your posts are phunny, but i think most of them are. the thing is, you usually have a point, too. dude, you're awesome! and if any of you would like to also stalk *ahem* i mean admire mmmerf's posts, i direct you to: [url="http://phorum.phatmass.com/index.php?act=Search&nav=au&CODE=show&searchid=281d840936d4df7ba0ef20a130839667&search_in=posts&result_type=posts"]http://phorum.phatmass.com/index.php?act=S...sult_type=posts[/url] [/quote] Zoinks! That link IS a big fat stalk. Everything I've ever posted... good gracious. Now I'm all self conscious... excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 [quote name='mmmerf' date='Aug 12 2004, 10:43 AM'] I [s]mislead[/s] [s]corrupt[/s] [s]emotionally scar[/s] teach the grade nines. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 see what i mean? you are just too funny (well there's really no such thing but...) :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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