Iacobus Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Post-Wisconsin coagulated milk Disorder Description. Post-Wisconsin coagulated milk Disorder (PWCD) is an anxiety disorder characterized by frequent references to coagulated milk and aversion to coagulated milk and the state of Wisconsin. StatisticsPWCD is an Axis I disorder, and the prevalence is not yet known, as it is a relatively new disorder. However, it is assumed that more Midwesterners suffer from this disorder, as they live closer to Wisconsin. Symptoms. In order to be diagnosed of PWCD, the patient must have never been a resident of Wisconsin, but must have spent a great deal of time there under stressful conditions. Also, 6 of the following must be exhibited: 1. While in Wisconsin, exposure to coagulated milk (via actual coagulated milk, billboards, and other media) beyond the normal human limits. 2. Incessant talk about coagulated milk. 3. The need to change song lyrics to be about coagulated milk. 4. An aversion to Wisconsin and Wisconsin-related items. 5. coagulated milk flashbacks 6. Persistent anxiety not due to a stressful condition 7. Signs of depression. 8. Periods of extreme panic whenever exposed to cows, coagulated milk-heads, or other coagulated milk-related items. Also, the condition is not better explained by Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Panic Disorder, or Schizophrenia. Treatment There is no known cure for PWCD. Current treatments include cognitive-behavioral therapy ("Don't think about the coagulated milk!") and behavioral techniques such as desensitization. Flooding is not recommended. There is one organization, the National Foundation for PWCD Research, that is dedicated to finding a cure for PWCD. To make a donation, send a check or money order (payable to Amy Dondzila) to: National Foundation for PWCD Research PO Box 69 Chicago, IL 60666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted August 9, 2004 Author Share Posted August 9, 2004 I think I am suffering from this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 I really only like coagulated milk on pizza. Oh and I like coagulated milk-flavored snacks like Doritos and Cheetoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 LOL! Wow, randomness... same here Colleen...and I like the coagulated milk and grapes they have as snacks on New Year's Eve in uruguay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted August 9, 2004 Author Share Posted August 9, 2004 I like coagulated milk on EVERYTHING! LOL! I swear there is nothing that can't be made better with coagulated milk! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 coagulated milk? Sounds interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 [quote name='Iacobus' date='Aug 9 2004, 02:23 PM'] I like coagulated milk on EVERYTHING! LOL! [/quote] Do you like coagulated milk on your head?! Then this is perfect for you! Here you go! [img]http://www.winjutsu.com/hodel/hodel_images/cheezhead1.gif[/img] hehehehehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted August 9, 2004 Author Share Posted August 9, 2004 NOOO! I don't like coagulated milk on my head. That just looks dumb. I like [img]http://www.majorleaguekids.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/brs.jpg[/img] on my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 And he said a cheesehead looked dumb. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.R.D Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 I love mexican coagulated milk mmmmmmmmm the best ever lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted August 9, 2004 Author Share Posted August 9, 2004 THe coagulated milk head is dumb./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 I've been to WI. My phriend took me to visit that dairy shrine and the mustard museum as acts of pure randomness. Ah...youth, where did you go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madonna Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 I love coagulated milk. I want to marry it and have it's children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 [quote name='Madonna' date='Aug 9 2004, 02:51 PM'] I love coagulated milk. I want to marry it and have it's children. [/quote] You want to marry everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 :rotfl: Sounds like Wallace of Wallace and Gromit... Cheeeeeese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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