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TCW still has 4-6 years of processing of the application. You would have the same. I'm sorry, but rules are rules.

oh, and here's a [url="http://phorum.phatmass.com/index.php?showtopic=1696&view=findpost&p=26976"]Blast from the PAST!!!!![/url] :P


[quote]APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER/sister

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

1. NAME ______________ DATE OF BIRTH ________

2. HEIGHT ____________ WEIGHT ________ I.Q _____ G.P.A.____

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _________ DRIVERS LICENSE # ___________

4. BOY SCOUT RANK_______________________

5. HOME ADDRESS _____________ CITY/STATE _______ ZIP _____

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?______If No., EXPLAIN ___________________________________________________

7. Number of years your parents have been married _______________

8. Do you own a van? ____ A truck with oversized tires? ____ A waterbed? _____ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tatoo?____________ (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises )

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?____________________ _______________________________________________________________________

10. In 50 words or lest, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ______________

11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? __________________________________

12. Church you attend _________ How often do you attend ___________

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? ________

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)

a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is _______

If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ___________

c) A woman's place is in the _______________________

d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is __________

e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her ____________

( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? ____________________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

_______________________ Signature ( That means your name, moron)

Thank you for your interest Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't and it would cause you injury.) if your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back) [/quote]

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littleflower+JMJ

[quote name='jmjtina' date='Aug 7 2004, 10:05 PM'] TCW still has 4-6 years of processing of the application. You would have the same. I'm sorry, but rules are rules.

oh, and here's a [url="http://phorum.phatmass.com/index.php?showtopic=1696&view=findpost&p=26976"]Blast from the PAST!!!!![/url] :P


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dont make me warn, edit or ban you missy!! :irate:

or even worse........Slap you with a fish, not once but TWICE! :fishslap:


im the one whos gonna marry the man! not you! :no:

sisters! :rolleyes:

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[quote name='qfnol31' date='Aug 7 2004, 10:06 PM'] Flowery, how many people have proposed to you? [/quote]
I'll have to check my files for those applications in progress, but I believe 5 from phatmass......so far. :nerd:

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they use to bump that thread all the time!! :unsure:

vera?! wheres vera! she sooo remembers that thread!! :sweat: :rolling:

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littleflower+JMJ

[quote name='jmjtina' date='Aug 7 2004, 10:08 PM'] I'll have to check my files for those applications in progress, but I believe 5 from phatmass......so far. :nerd: [/quote]
i get to keep all the rings right? :lol:

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littleflower+JMJ

[quote name='jmjtina' date='Aug 7 2004, 10:14 PM'] :whistle: [/quote]
:ph34r: i shall turn into a ninja and vanish!

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littleflower+JMJ

[quote name='qfnol31' date='Aug 7 2004, 10:25 PM'] Stop stealing the ninja vanish!


*Poof!* :ph34r: [/quote]
:ninja:

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