Jokes

[franciscanheart]

hahahahaha

[the_rev]

There was once a little kid who at night would say his prayers, and always at the end he said, God Bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa. Dad who overheard, thought that was strange, and sure enough in the morning, Grandpa was dad.

The kid once again said his prayers, then ended with God bless mommy, god bless daddy, Good Bye Grandma. Dad once again was curious, but went on. Sure enough in the morning Grandma was dead.

Then the next night, the kid said his prayers and he once again said God Bless Mommy, Good By Daddy. Now daddy hearing this, thought to himself he's going to stay up all night. And that he did. Daddy in the morning said, I've survived, and then went to work. When he got back from work, there was a lot of commotion around their house, police cars, ambulances, etc. He asked his wife what happened. And the wife replied, The Mail Man died on our front porch this morning.

[Cure of Ars]

[franciscanheart]

oh no haha

[StColette]

One Sunday a young child was acting up during the 10 o'clock Mass. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.

Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle and carried the boy outside.

Just before reaching the safety of the foyer the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

[Guest T-Bone]

A man is driving through the country, when his car stalls and dies. He opens the hood, but is unable to determine the problem.

A cow walks up, and nudges the man out of the way. She looks at the engine for a few minutes, and says to the guy, "Your carborator is shot."

Meanwhile, a farmer pulls up in his pick-up and gives the man a ride into town. While on the way, he relates what just happened to the farmer.

The farmer tells him, "Oh, don't pay attention tyo Ol' Bossy, she don't know a thing about cars."

[i feel like im taking crzy pills]

Ahhh! Soo funny... :rotfl:

[Guest T-Bone]

com'on, it wasn't THAT funny. Just a stupid joke I was told by a seven year old once.

[franciscanheart]

[quote name='StColette' date='Sep 3 2004, 01:56 AM'] One Sunday a young child was acting up during the 10 o'clock Mass. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.

Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle and carried the boy outside.

Just before reaching the safety of the foyer the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!" [/quote]
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