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We had to do these for schools!

When I was in church

I saw that beautiful girl

So we got married.

The cop followed me

All the way until I got home

Then he questioned me.

The priest was very smart

But not as smart as doctors

Of the Roman Catholic Church.

The really bad choir members

Sang out of tune on my favorite

Song in the whole world

That car which is there

Once belonged to great Thomas

That cool president!

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We had to do limericks, too! so I thought I'd post them anyways.

I don't like poetry, but I was forced to do it.

Here are my limerics

My coagulated milk pizza is delicious

And yet at the same time nutritious

Let me be healthy

And I’ll be wealthy

Then I can be very ambitious

The presidential election

Is here, what a hard selection

The choice we make

Will affect our stake

In this world of a lot of collections

There was this really really cool superb guy (Needed to find something to rhyme!)

Who never ever wanted to say good-bye.

We once made some love

Right next to a dove

Then he flew off into the night time sky.

I really want to go to heaven

That place we know as a safe haven

Let me meet you there

So we can take care

Where you will see your friend Raven.

Everything has a purpose from God

Even that lousy big stupid dog

Let us now recall

In the bathroom stall

Let us just remember the phrase F.R.O.G.

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haiku haiku hai

haiku haiku haiku hai

haiku haiku hai

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