littleflower+JMJ Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Paladin, I do admire your taste in women! Flowery, you're my all-time favorite gal. JMJ Methuselah aww.....likos! you made my day!!! :wub: Too bad I'm too young for you ... your too funny likos!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Paladin, I do admire your taste in women! Flowery, you're my all-time favorite gal. Too bad I'm too young for you ... JMJ Methuselah LOL Likos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAZEr Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 bumpity bump for lovers in love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rev Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Is this the one? "Bump" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Flowery........... will you marry me? :wub: :flowers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 oh dear. :ph34r: it is found once again........... :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rev Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I found it!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin D Posted January 4, 2004 Author Share Posted January 4, 2004 :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellenita Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Queen Flowery beware people offering you bunches of flowers in their marriage proposals.....they have not set out their true intentions by completing the application form like Paladin...... :pc: It may be they are only after your throne........ :queen: :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Oh dear! Did I fail to complete the appropriate paperwork?? *goes to find accountant* :deal: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellenita Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 *goes to find accountant* Queen flowery what did I tell you.....tis the throne he is after!!! :shame: You need a Knight in Shining Armour to deal with this.... :duel: Is there anyone at Phatmass I wonder....... :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewReformation Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. NAME ____William C Rogers Jr__________ DATE OF BIRTH ___7/26/81_____ 2. HEIGHT _____6'0"_______ WEIGHT ____180____ I.Q __150___ G.P.A.__3.0__ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY # ____123-456-7890_____ DRIVERS LICENSE # ____DE1234567_______ 4. BOY SCOUT RANK_______Son of an Eagle Scout________________ 5. HOME ADDRESS _____Next to the Amish house by the Christian School________ CITY/STATE ____Dover, DE___ ZIP __19904___ 6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?______Yes_________ If No., EXPLAIN ___________________________________________________ 7. Number of years your parents have been married _______25________ 8. Do you own a van? __No__ A truck with oversized tires? __No__ A waterbed? __No___ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo_____Not that you can see_______ (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises ) 9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?____1 minute past the time alloted to get home________________ ____________________________________________________________ ___________ 10. In 50 words or lest, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____Hands off.__________ 11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ____________No kissing, no sex, no thinking about sex______________________ 12. Church you attend ____Maranatha Fellowship_____ How often do you attend ____Everytime the doors are open_______ 13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? ___When they are home_____ 14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.) a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is ___Left knee____ If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____None______ c) A woman's place is in the ________Kitchen, barefoot, pregnant, and cooking brownies(J/K! :rolling: :rolling: ) Seriously, taking care of the childrens at home. And if she wants to work, she can mow the lawn and take out the trash(J/K!)_______________ d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____N/A______ e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her _____Eyes and hair_______ ( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.) 15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _________Business man___________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. ______William C Rogers Jr_________________ Signature ( That means your name, moron) Thank you for your interest Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't and it would cause you injury.) if your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back) Financial Statement: Current savings: $X00 Current Checking: $X00 Current debts: $X000 Current income: $9.50/hr....40-60/hrs per week(hopefully) Job information: Witt Bros Market Butcher shop/Deli/Small grocery Duties: Cutting meat, stocking shelves, running forklift, overseeing cleanup crew Time worked there: 4/95-2/03 Pay: $7.50/hr Ripe Tomatoes Pizza Duties: Delivery/Preparing food Time worked there: 4/00-11/01(late night shift) Pay: Min wage + tips Tractor Supply Co Farm supply store Duties: Stocking, sales, loading Time there: 2/02-8/02 Part time Pay: Min wage Wal-Mart Supercenter Deli Dept Duties: Cooking, cutting lunchmeat, making subs Time there: 2/03-10/03 Current Employment: Driver for Amish Pay: $10-$20/hr Part time Seeking Employment with Liberty Tax Services as Tax Preparer Current Medical Report Spleenectomy @ 3yrs old Shunt placed at 16yrs old Patient seems to be in good health. Patient is the in the proper weight range for his size. Dr William Bacchus, MD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkan_hanil Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 After four whole pages, I'm still debating whether or not this is real. No offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewReformation Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Of course it's for real! Would we Phatmasser's ever do a thread about something silly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewReformation Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 (edited) Oops! Edited January 5, 2004 by NewReformation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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