cmotherofpirl Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden > of Eden, because he wouldn't ask for directions. > > 9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need > someone to hand him the TV remote. > (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't > want to see what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT > ELSE is on.) > > 8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's > appointment. > > 7. God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he > would never buy a new one for himself. > > 6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take > out the garbage. > > 5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He > knew Adam would never be able to handle labor > pains and childbirth. > > 4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in > finding his tools. > > 3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple > Incident and for anything else that was really his > fault. > > 2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be > alone." > > 1. And the No. 1 reason of all ... > > (Tada ... drum roll ... fanfare . , etc.) > > > > > > > > > > God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared ... > > "I can do better than that." > > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 :haha: :thatsfunny: :crackup: THAT ROCKS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 that was SWWWEEETT!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: THANKS CMOM! those were great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zwergel88 Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 lol, that is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DancesforLove Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 LoL thats great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsFrozen Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 I like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 :rotfl: That's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeteenchick527 Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 cmom....GREAT EXPLANATION!!! lol :thatsfunny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 um... i actually approve of most of it.. i like no. 2 da best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Adam said to God, I want a friend. God said, "Adam I can make a prefect freind for you. But it will cost you a leg." "Can I think on it?" "Sure." The next day... "What can I get for a rib?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 nice one jacob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theoketos Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Actually it was Adam's fault for not saying anything, he was right there when the whole fruit thing happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picchick Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 [quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Jul 24 2004, 03:45 PM'] > > > > > > > > > God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared ... > > "I can do better than that." > > > > [/quote] YEAH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theoketos Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 As a man that makes me feel a wee bit uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oik Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Me and my girlfriend agree that mostly that was funny....mostly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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