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Chris Zewe

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If any of you have seen the South Park episode where Cartman starts a Christian rock band, Delivery reminds me of those Christian punk rockers...except all hip hop like.

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[quote name='Chris Zewe' date='Jul 24 2004, 09:28 AM'] Kudos, you've further proved my theory that you are a complete [color=red][personal attack][/color] [/quote]
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Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny had their own band at the beginning of the episode and Cartman gets pissed about something and bets Kyle that he can get a platinum album with a Christian rock band before they do with their band. Cartman gets Token (sp?) and Butters and they make "Faith Plus One." Cartman takes a bunch of love songs and adds Jesus to them and they become huge. Things happen and eventually Faith Plus One sells one million albums which is the requirement for platinum. At the awards ceremony. Cartman's all stoked and Kyle is having a hissy fit, but when the time for the award comes they get a "myr" album because it's Christian rock. Cartman starts swearing at Jesus and then calls Token a beaver dam nice black man. Token then proceeds to kick his hiney and then Butters gives him a hug and :fluffy air extraction: in his face. The end.

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Someguynamedmatt

south park is awesome, a brilliant piece of satire. however i do not gain much knowledge watching it, and i gain a lot of knowledge from this website... which is what it is all about, not Christians trying to attract attention.

i know that some of the people on this website are very conservative, and i'm sorry if you felt attacked by them. If you really want to know about the Catholic Church, I would reccommend the Q&A board, where you'll get simple honest answers from qualified scholars, as long as you don't use your questions as attacks.

we are glad you are here, hopefully we can learn something from one another.

Something Christian,

Matt

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I know about the Catholic Church. Just because I don't memorize entire books of the Bible and rant about how free will is bad doesn't mean I don't know @@.

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Someguynamedmatt

[quote name='Chris Zewe' date='Jul 24 2004, 07:38 PM'] I know about the Catholic Church. Just because I don't memorize entire books of the Bible and rant about how free will is bad doesn't mean I don't know @@. [/quote]
free will is bad? i didn't know that...

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MichaelFilo

Liberalism is not the equivalant of free will. Please read the whole first post and thread for an actual understanding.

God bless,

Pax Christi,

Bro,

Michael Filo

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[quote name='Chris Zewe' date='Jul 22 2004, 11:20 PM'] I'm...Not COOL?

*Cries in a corner* [/quote]
They never said that you were not cool, but some of your actions are exactly that.

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