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[quote]Actually, I was born in New York...upstate, not the city...but I grew up in Utah and have lived in Indiana for the past 7 years...so you are close!  [/quote]

Where at in Utah? I live in Utah.

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Catholic_4_Life

[quote name='St. Catherine' date='Jul 21 2004, 01:24 PM']
Where at in Utah? I live in Utah. [/quote]
All over! Let's see:

West Valley
Ogden
Taylorsville
Kearns
Murray
West Jordan.

My mom still lives in West Jordan. I went to Taylorsville High School (Go Warriors), and also to ITT tech. Where else? Oh yeah, Valley Jr. High...man I hated that place.

I used to go out to St. Francis Xavier to church, then we started going to St. Martin De Porus (sp?) and finally to St. Vincent de Paul before I left to move to Indiana. I used to love going to the Cathedral in Salt Lake...it's where I was confirmed!

Anyway...that's my Utah life. I spent a lot of time camping up around Strawberry Resevoir too. Ahhhh...the memories... :sadder:

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[quote] * Instead of referring to two or more people
as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.[/quote]

It's true. But I'm working on improving my unculturedness. :D

[quote] * You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly.[/quote]
Yep, I can pronounce it.

[quote] * You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on
road trips.[/quote]
Now that's not true at all.

[quote]
* You call binoculars opera glasses.[/quote]
No, they're binoculars.


:lol: Those are great! :rolling:

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cmotherofpirl

[quote name='thicke' date='Jul 21 2004, 08:55 AM']
[/quote]
we say yunz or yunz'z

we don't barbeque we cook out

our babies teethe on Heinz spicy ketchup

We do eat in in places where they cook food along the side of the road - they are called restaurants :)

Worchestershire suace is easy to say, considering we worch [wash to you] our clothes.

oatmeal and raisins for breakfast.
moon pies and RC available at most stores
Okra is not a word.

My aunts recipe for chicken paprikosh is first you steal the chicken... :D

we have mountain lions here

my dog not only has a sweater, she has boots and scarves to match!!

had bangs since 6th grade

of course I want my son to be a lawyer, I want to retire in style.

People drink :pepsi:

Went to Texas to buy swords, does that count? :drool:

Duct tape rules here

Tomato sandwiches need bacon and lettuce to be edible.

anytime you hear someone calling someone by two names you know he is in DEEP trouble... :D

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[quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Jul 21 2004, 06:59 PM'] Okra is not a word.
[/quote]
[url="http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=okra"]http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book...tionary&va=okra[/url]



:P

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Catholic_4_Life

[quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Jul 21 2004, 06:59 PM'] Okra is not a word. [/quote]
Yeah...haven't you ever had Fried Okra? :drool:

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shelly_freak

:laugh: those are amazing and I understand all of them because i was born in FL but I live in IL now, born a redneck always a redneck

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BLUENECKS are Northerners --- the opposite of Rednecks ...

You might be a Blueneck if ..

* Instead of referring to two or more people
as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.

no y'all

* You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."

yes what else would it mean

* You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.

yes don't like to much spices

* You would never stop to buy something
somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts)

no also farm fresh vegies are great too

* You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly.

yes can't everyone

* For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.

no Scrambled eggs not potatoes

* You don't know what a moon pie is.

no eaten alot of them

* You've never had an RC Cola.

no drinking one now

* You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.

yes never heard of it

* You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

no that is what makes chicken great you get to get your hands dirty

* You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on
road trips.
no (raise cows and chickens)

* You have no idea what a polecat is.

no mountain lion who don't know that

* You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.

no dogs don't need anything like that

* You don't have bangs.

yes but I am a guy does that reall count

* You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than at Six Flags.

no Six flags definatly

* You would rather have your son become lawyer
than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

no love to fish

* You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes."

no it is coke and always will be coke

* You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.

no just eat them plain don't need bread to eat tomatoes

* You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show.

no but don't go on very many vacations

* You think more money should go to important scientific research at
your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

no Basket ball is king in Indiana

* You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.

no at least 2

* The last time you smiled was when you
blocked someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway.

no hate road rage

* You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

no at least 10 or 15 of them

* You have more than one professional sports
team in your home state.

yes go pacers and colts

* The farthest south you've ever been is the
perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.

no

* You call binoculars opera glasses.

no never been to or want to go to the opera

* You can't spit out the car window without
pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

no you learn that at an early age around here

* You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob,
Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)

no Aunt Clare may

* You don't know any women with male names
(i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie)

no Tracie, Erin

* You don't have Maw-maw's &Paw-paw's.

yes just mom and dad

* You get freaked out when people on the
subway talk to you.

no talk all you want

* None of your fur coats are homemade.

no Carharts are what we wear around here

* You have no idea who the Allisons or Pettys are

no What abot the Earnhart and the Waltrips

26 redneck no's and 7 blueneck yes's
I guess I just am a true redneck

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cmotherofpirl

[quote name='Catholic_4_Life' date='Jul 22 2004, 01:06 AM'] Yeah...haven't you ever had Fried Okra? :drool: [/quote]
Not knowingly :D

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Guest JeffCR07

lol, i think like 90% of those apply to me. I'm from Maryland, which is the schizophrenic/bi-polar state, it just can't figure out whether its northern or southern, lol. But I suppose I'm adding weight to the side that says its northern.

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[quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Jul 22 2004, 09:06 AM'] Not knowingly :D [/quote]
You are missing out on a wonderful dish. Get thee to a Cracker Barrel!

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Mickey's_Girl

LOL! Looking at the fellow Hoosiers who have so identified themselves, I see they're more of the red- than blue-neck variety. Many proud rednecks among us--I've known and admired several. But as I have said elsewhere on this forum, I'm definitely a Yankee (besides, I live in the northern half of the state, and Southern Indiana is far more like KY than Indiana). I felt it was high time to rep the city Hoosiers.

Probably 70% of those apply to me. :P But I like spices, I know what binoculars are, and I've never been to Neiman Marcus.

However, "barbecue" is an outdoor verb, and I drink "pop", even though it's invariably Coke. I've never been further south than St. Louis. Six Flags would kill me dead, and I *always* say "you guys": it's an idiom, get over it! ;)

MG

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