cathgirl Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 [quote name='FutureNunJMJ' date='Jul 20 2004, 12:20 PM'] Jesus is the BESTEST boyfriend EVER! [/quote] :wub: so true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 mmmerf... we read that in English History last year... kinda scared me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 [quote name='Paladin D' date='Jul 20 2004, 12:17 PM'] Catholic girls = best females for good ole Catholic boys. [/quote] yesiree! it's one of the huge plus's of belonging to the one true faith! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 I love Jesus more than I could ever love my dearest Kevin, but he makes a close second! :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 [quote name='FutureNunJMJ' date='Jul 20 2004, 12:23 PM'] Guys go become priests and marry Mother CHurch! [/quote] um... how bout NO lol i've been discerning my vocation and i've pretty much got my finger wrapped around marrying one of the beautiful Catholic girls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 You mean, Holy Mother Church isn't good enough for you? I'm just kidding! God calls us all to different things in life! Well, at least you want to marry a Catholic chick! YAY FOR BIG CATHOLIC FAMILIES! Go forth and make disciples! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Im called to be a mommy, and make babies with my wonderful husband. Just as noble as religious life, just different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RemnantRules Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 woo careful all i know you all love jesus so go post it all in his thread! this one is dedicated to the greatest creation God has done, the Females Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 :rude: FINE! Be that way Jason! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 lol, sorry, had to be rude there for a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 [quote name='FutureNunJMJ' date='Jul 20 2004, 03:04 PM'] Well, at least you want to marry a Catholic chick! [/quote] who wouldnt?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 [quote name='mmmerf' date='Jul 20 2004, 01:34 PM'] Either this will get peals of laughter, reams of criticism, or edited. But I saw the thread and had to post. [b]The Female of the Species[/b] [i]Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)[/i] WHEN the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride, He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside. But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man, He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can. But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws, They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws. 'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say, For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away; But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale— The female of the species is more deadly than the male. Man, a bear in most relations—worm and savage otherwise,— Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise. Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act. Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low, To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe. Mirth obscene diverts his anger—Doubt and Pity oft perplex Him in dealing with an issue—to the scandal of The Sex! But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same; And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail, The female of the species must be deadlier than the male. She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast May not deal in doubt or pity—must not swerve for fact or jest. These be purely male diversions—not in these her honour dwells— She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else. She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate. And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unclaimed to claim Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same. She is wedded to convictions—in default of grosser ties; Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies!— He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild, Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child. Unprovoked and awful charges—even so the she-bear fights, Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons—even so the cobra bites, Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw And the victim writhes in anguish—like the Jesuit with the squaw! So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands To some God of Abstract Justice—which no woman understands. And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him Must command but may not govern—shall enthral but not enslave him. And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail, That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male. [/quote] I think it is absolutely true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RemnantRules Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 FutureNun no problem. lol And yea WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO MARRY A CATHOLIC GIRL!!!! I mean the greatest women to have ever lived was Catholic so of course i would want to marry a catholic girl. Ohhh where to begin why i would want to....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JeffCR07 Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 lol, I can just see it now... God is up on his cloud, he's made all of creation and just finished Adam. He looks down at it all and Jesus goes: "Ok, God, that whole making-the-universe thing was pretty sick, but what happened with Adam...I think you definately dropped the ball with that one. Something went majorly wrong somewhere in between "clay" and "man."" God: "Yea...I kind of see your point...its cool though, I have this idea for something [i]way[/i] better: watch this. [i]God makes woman[/i] Jesus: "Ok, yea, now I've gotta hand it to you, that totally makes up for the whole "man" thing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 rofl Jeff !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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