MorphRC Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. -- Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. -- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21) Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. -- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10) Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib. -- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24 Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative of course.) -- Cain (Genesis 4:16-17) Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. -- Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4) When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ...woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me." -- Samson (Judges 14:1-3) << Shows very Jewish A wife?...NOT!!! -- Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 we were just talking about this yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorphRC Posted July 16, 2004 Author Share Posted July 16, 2004 Oh well talk about it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 these are GREAT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative of course.) -- Cain (Genesis 4:16-17) LOL !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorphRC Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 Lol There good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddalena Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 lol Morph, those are cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorphRC Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 [quote name='Maddalena' date='Jul 17 2004, 06:42 PM'] lol Morph, those are cute. [/quote] Ill see if I can get some more Glad you enjoyed them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 [quote name='MorphRC' date='Jul 17 2004, 05:28 AM'] Ill see if I can get some more Glad you enjoyed them [/quote] enjoyed them very very much!! Thanks Morph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorphRC Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 Yw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im4Him Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 hahaha. Those are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Churchnerd24/7 Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Those are so cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. -- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21) lol this one may work for a guy who wants to marry me LOL We have sheep so I guess if he wanted to impress dad he would water the sheep LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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