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Best Biblical Ways To Get Hitched!


MorphRC

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Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
-- Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
-- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)

Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
-- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)

Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib.
-- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24

Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative of course.)
-- Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)

Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.
-- Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)

When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ...woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me."
-- Samson (Judges 14:1-3) << Shows very Jewish :P

A wife?...NOT!!!
-- Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)

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Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative of course.)
-- Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)


LOL !!

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[quote name='Maddalena' date='Jul 17 2004, 06:42 PM'] lol Morph, those are cute. :rolling: [/quote]
Ill see if I can get some more :)

Glad you enjoyed them :)

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[quote name='MorphRC' date='Jul 17 2004, 05:28 AM'] Ill see if I can get some more :)

Glad you enjoyed them :) [/quote]
enjoyed them very very much!! :lol: Thanks Morph!

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Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
-- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)

lol this one may work for a guy who wants to marry me LOL We have sheep so I guess if he wanted to impress dad he would water the sheep LOL

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