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This object lesson is a wonderful example of Christ's passion. How
appropriate that this is being circulated at the time Mel Gibson's movie
is released.

There was a certain Professor of Religion named Dr. Christianson, a
studious man who taught at a small college in the Western United
States. Dr. Christianson taught the required survey course in
Christianity at this particular institution. Every student was
required to take this course his or her freshman year regardless of
his or her major. Although Dr. Christianson tried hard to communicate
the essence of the gospel in his class, he found that most of his
students looked upon the course as nothing but required drudgery.
Despite his best efforts, most students refused to take Christianity
seriously.

This year, Dr. Christianson had a special student named Steve. Steve
was only a freshman, but was studying with the intent of going onto
seminary for the ministry. Steve was popular, he was well liked,
and he was an imposing physical specimen. He was now the starting
center on the school football team, and was the best student in the
professor's class.

One day, Dr. Christianson asked Steve to stay after class so he
could talk with him. "How many push-ups can you do?"

Steve said, "I do about 200 every night."

"200? That's pretty good, Steve," Dr. Christianson said. "Do you think
you could do 300?"

Steve replied, "I don't know... I've never done 300 at a time."

"Do you think you could?" again asked Dr. Christianson.

"Well, I can try," said Steve.

"Can you do 300 in sets of 10? I have a class project in mind and I
need you to do about 300 push-ups in sets of ten for this to work.
Can you do it? I need you to tell me you can do it," said the
professor.

Steve said, "Well... I think I can...yeah, I can do it."

Dr. Christianson said, "Good! I need you to do this on Friday. Let
me explain what I have in mind."

Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front of the
room. When class started, the professor pulled out a big box of
donuts. No these weren't the normal kinds of donuts, they were the
extra fancy BIG kind, with cream centers and frosting swirls.
Everyone was pretty excited it was Friday, the last class of the day,
and they were going to get an early start on the weekend with a
party in Dr. Christianson's class.

Dr. Christianson went to the first girl in the first row and asked,
"Cynthia, do you want to have one of these donuts?"

Cynthia said, "Yes."

Dr. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you
do ten push-ups so that Cynthia can have a donut?"

"Sure." Steve jumped down from his desk to do a quick ten. Then
Steve again sat in his desk. Dr. Christianson put a donut on
Cynthia's desk.

Dr. Christianson then went to Joe, the next person, and asked, "Joe,
do you want a donut?"

Joe said, "Yes."

Dr. Christianson asked, "Steve would you do ten push-ups so Joe can
have a donut?" Steve did ten push-ups, Joe got a donut. And so it
went, down the first aisle, Steve did ten pushups for every person
before they got their donut. And down the second aisle, till Dr.
Christianson came to Scott.

Scott was on the basketball team, and in as good condition as Steve.
He was very popular and never lacking for female companionship. When
the professor asked, "Scott do you want a donut?"

Scott's reply was, "Well, can I do my own pushups?"

Dr. Christianson said, "No, Steve has to do them."

Then Scott said, "Well, I don't want one then."

Dr. Christianson shrugged and then turned to Steve and asked,
"Steve, would you do ten pushups so Scott can have a donut he doesn't
want?" With perfect obedience Steve started to do ten pushups.

Scott said, "HEY! I said I didn't want one!"

Dr. Christianson said, "Look, this is my classroom, my class, my
desks, and these are my donuts. Just leave it on the desk if you
don't want it." And he put a donut on Scott's desk.

Now by this time, Steve had begun to slow down a little. He just
stayed on the floor between sets because it took too much effort to
be getting up and down. You could start to see a little perspiration
coming out around his brow. Dr. Christianson started down the third
row. Now the students were beginning to get a little angry.

Dr. Christianson asked Jenny, "Jenny, do you want a donut?"

Sternly, Jenny said, "No."

Then Dr. Christianson asked Steve, "Steve, would you do ten more
Push-ups so Jenny can have a donut that she doesn't want?" Steve did
ten....Jenny got a donut.

By now, a growing sense of uneasiness filled the room. The students
were beginning to say "No" and there were all these uneaten donuts
on the desks.


Steve also had to really put forth a lot of extra effort to get these
pushups done for each donut. There began to be a small pool of sweat
on the floor beneath his face, his arms and brow were beginning to
get red because of the physical effort involved.

Dr. Christianson asked Robert, who was the most vocal unbeliever in
the class, to watch Steve do each push up to make sure he did the
full ten pushups in a set because he couldn't bear to watch all of
Steve's work for all of those uneaten donuts. He sent Robert over to
where Steve was so Robert could count the set and watch Steve
closely. Dr. Christianson started down the fourth row.

During his class, however, some students from other classes had
wandered in and sat down on the steps along the radiators that ran
down the sides of the room. When the professor realized this, he did
a quick count and saw that now there were 34 students in the room. He
started to worry if Steve would be able to make it. Dr. Christianson
went on to the next person and the next and the next. Near the end of
that row, Steve was really having a rough time. He was taking a lot
more time to complete each set.

Steve asked Dr. Christianson, "Do I have to make my nose touch on
each one?"

Dr. Christianson thought for a moment, "Well, they're your pushups.
You are in charge now. You can do them any way that you want." And
Dr. Christianson went on.

A few moments later, Jason, a recent transfer student, came to the
room and was about to come in when all the students yelled in one
voice, "NO! Don't come in! Stay out!" Jason didn't know what was
going on.

Steve picked up his head and said, "No, let him come."


Professor Christianson said, "You realize that if Jason comes in you
will have to do ten pushups for him?"

Steve said, "Yes, let him come in. Give him a donut"

Dr. Christianson said, "Okay, Steve, I'll let you get Jason's out of
the way right now. Jason, do you want a donut?"

Jason, new to the room hardly knew what was going on. "Yes," he
said, "give me a donut."

"Steve, will you do ten push-ups so that Jason can have a donut?"
Steve did ten pushups very slowly and with great effort. Jason,
bewildered, was handed a donut and sat down.

Dr. Christianson finished the fourth row, then started on those
visitors seated by the heaters. Steve's arms were now shaking with
each push-up in a struggle to lift himself against the force of
gravity. Sweat was profusely dropping off of his face and, by this
time, there was no sound except his heavy breathing, there was not a
dry eye in the room.

The very last two students in the room were two young women, both
cheerleaders, and very popular. Dr. Christianson went to Linda, the
second to last, and asked, "Linda, do you want a doughnut?"

Linda said, very sadly, "No, thank you."

Professor Christianson quietly asked, "Steve, would you do ten
push-ups so that Linda can have a donut she doesn't want?" Grunting
from the effort, Steve did ten very slow pushups for Linda.

Then Dr. Christianson turned to the last girl, Susan. "Susan, do you
want a donut?"


Susan, with tears flowing down her face, began to cry. "Dr.
Christianson, why can't I help him?"

Dr. Christianson, with tears of his own, said, "No, Steve has to do
it alone, I have given him this task and he is in charge of seeing
that everyone has an opportunity for a donut whether they want it or
not. When I decided to have a party this last day of class, I looked at
my grade book. Steve, here is the only student with a perfect grade.

Everyone else has failed a test, skipped class, or offered me inferior
work. Steve told me that in football practice, when a player messes up
he must do push-ups. I told Steve that none of you could come to my
party unless he paid the price by doing your push ups. He and I made a
deal for your sakes. Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Susan can have
a donut?" As Steve very slowly finished his last pushup, with the
understanding that he had accomplished all that was required of him,
having done 350 pushups, his arms buckled beneath him and he fell to
the floor.

Dr. Christianson turned to the room and said. "And so it was, that
our Savior, Jesus Christ, on the cross, plead to the Father, 'into
thy hands I commend my spirit.' With the understanding that He had
done everything that was required of Him, he yielded up His life. And
like some of those in this room, many of us leave the gift on the
desk, uneaten." Two students helped Steve up off the floor and to a
seat, physically exhausted, but wearing a thin smile. "Well done,
good and faithful servant," said the professor, adding "Not all
sermons are preached in words."

Turning to his class the professor said, "My wish is that you might
understand and fully comprehend all the riches of grace and mercy
that have been given to you through the sacrifice of our Lord and
Savior Jesus Christ. He spared not only His Begotten Son, but gave
Him up for us all for the whole Church, now and forever. Whether
or not we choose to accept His gift to us, the price has been paid.
Wouldn't you be foolish and ungrateful to leave it laying on the
desk?"

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Someone posted this once I think because I remember reading it.

Thanks for posting it again :D :cool:

I love it

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Good Friday

[quote name='MC Just']Wow....I'm Speechless.[/quote]
No, [b]I'm[/b] Speechless. :D

This is a great story. I've read it before, but it never fails to make me really appreciate what Jesus has done for me.

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