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Church Male Mouse Friar Tuck, I don’t think anyone is coming

Friar Tuck You’re right Sexton but maybe the sound of this church bell will bring the poor people some comfort. We must do what we can to keep their hopes alive.

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[b]Prince John:[/b] I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death!
[b]Marian:[/b] Oh. . . . Oh no. Please Sire, I beg of you to spare his life, please have mercy!
[b]Prince John:[/b] My dear emotional lady, why should I?
[b]Marian:[/b] Because I love him, Your Highness.
[b]Prince John:[/b] Love him? And does this prisoner return your love?
[b]Robin Hood:[/b] Marian, my darling. I love you more than life itself.

:cry: :wub:

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Love
it seems like only yesterday
you were just a child at play
now you’re all grown up inside of me
Oh, how fast those moments flee

Once we watched a lazy world go by
now the days seem to fly
Life is brief, but when it’s gone
Love goes on and on

:wub: :wub:

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littleflower+JMJ

[quote name='Colleen' date='Jul 15 2004, 12:32 AM'] [b]Prince John:[/b] I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death!
[b]Marian:[/b] Oh. . . . Oh no. Please Sire, I beg of you to spare his life, please have mercy!
[b]Prince John:[/b] My dear emotional lady, why should I?
[b]Marian:[/b] Because I love him, Your Highness.
[b]Prince John:[/b] Love him? And does this prisoner return your love?
[b]Robin Hood:[/b] Marian, my darling. I love you more than life itself.

:cry: :wub: [/quote]
:wub: that was soo *sob* beautiful1! :cry:

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Maid Marian: Help! Robin, Help!
Robin Hood: "he rescues her" Marian, madam, will you marry me?
Maid Marian: Darling, I thought you’d never ask me. But you could’ve chosen a more romantic setting.

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[b]Robin Hood:[/b] I'm sorry, I was just thinking of Maid Marian again. I can't help it, I love her Johnny. :wub:
[b]Little John:[/b] Listen, why don't you stop moaning and moping and just marry the girl? :newlyweds:
[b]Robin Hood:[/b] Marry her? You just don't walk up to someone, hand her a bouquet of flowers and say, "Hey, remember me? We were kids together, will you marry me?" :tiphat: It just isn't done that way. Besides, what do I have to offer her? :sadder:
[b]Little John:[/b] Well, for one thing, you can't cook. :spit:
[b]Robin Hood:[/b] I'm serious Johnny, she's a high bred lady of quality. :plunger:
[b]Little John:[/b] So she's got class, so what? :rolleyes:
[b]Robin Hood:[/b] I'm an outlaw, that's what! That's no life for a lovely lady like herself, always on the run. What kind of life is that? :blood:
[b]Friar Tuck:[/b] Oh, for heaven's sake son, you're no outlaw. Why someday, people will call you a great hero. :priest:
[b]Robin Hood:[/b] A hero? Did you hear that Johnny? We 've just been pardoned! :P
[b]Little John:[/b] Oh, that's a gas. We haven't even been arrested yet! :crackup:

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Little John :

:whistle:
On the world will
sing of an English King
a thousand years from now
and not because
he passed some laws
or had that lofty brow
While bonny good King Richard leads
the great Crusade he’s on
we’ll all have to slave away
for that good-for-nothing John
Incredible
as he is inept
whenever the history books are kept
they’ll call him
the phony King of England

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Church Female Mouse:

Friar Tuck, we’ve saved this. It’s not too much, but please take it for the poor.

Friar Tuck:

Your last farthing? Aw, little sister, no one can give more than that. Bless you both.

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:whistle: [i]Too late to be known as John the First, he's sure to be known as John the wooooorst! A pox on that phony king of England![/i] :whistle:
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