Babylone Bee got it right again!

[Didacus]

This kind of writting is what helps me remain steadfast in the faith;

 

Rowling and the Bible

The send off at the end of the article is nothing short of inspired;

 

The confidence that emerges from such a fixed, reliable, unchanging, consistent, and steadfast foundation brings a freedom for the human soul that the world is powerless to replicate.