theculturewarrior Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 Whereas Phatmass has long since banished slavery from her shores, yet still suffers the oppression of Nebraskan hegemony, I, Senator Tad Charles Warrior or the County of Chocolatia, propose that Phatmass, being a uniquely Southern institution, secede from the corrupt and arrogant Nebraskan regime. All those in favor (Southerners only, yankees have to pay the poll tax) say Aye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 I have to pay a poll tax? What kind of government is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnanc Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 lol, i'm not sure what a poll tax is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 a tax we have to pay for participating in this poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Jul 8 2004, 01:33 PM'] Whereas Phatmass has long since banished slavery from her shores, yet still suffers the oppression of Nebraskan hegemony, I, Senator Tad Charles Warrior or the County of Chocolatia, propose that Phatmass, being a uniquely Southern institution, secede from the corrupt and arrogant Nebraskan regime. All those in favor (Southerners only, yankees have to pay the poll tax) say Aye! [/quote] As the only known Nebraskan on this phorum, I must object. The "Nebraskan Regime" as you call it has been involved in no oppression, nor could it be, as I am not even a moderator, but only a lowly Church Faithful member. However, if you wish to be involved in such preposterous claims for succession, I refer you to the antiquitous art of dueling and request that we meet at a pre-arranged time so that I may more easily whoop your sorry behind back to the snake nest from which you came. Have we an agreement or do I need to call on the entire Yankee army to put down another of your measley Southern rebellions in such an overwhelmingly victorious fashion as we have down before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 *moves to Alabama so I can vote for free* AYE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader_4 Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 As a Canadian do i get a nonresident vote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 sure Crusader !! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 TCW, you have not yet replied to my most generous promise of sweet vengeance. Are you well? Do you not answer me? Do you know realize that I have the authority have you put to death? Okay, that last one was a little too Pontius Pilate... But you will pay never the less! "Let me just give you my email-it's 'lois_must_die@yahoo.com'." -Baby Stewie, The Family Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted July 9, 2004 Author Share Posted July 9, 2004 I accept your challenge. I propose fisticuffs. "Honk if you demand satisfaction" --- bumper sticker on southerner's RV in the Simpsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Daddy Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 [font="Courier"]poll tax?[/font] "some's gotta go back and get a crapload of dimes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilroy the Ninja Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 (edited) I register my fervent and hearty "AYE!" for any form of secession. As a true-blooded Texan, I believe we can and should stand alone as our own country. What's that I hear....? Is that the sound of the Homeland Security brigade knocking down my door??....uh... just a minute..... [font="Geneva"]THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!![/font] Edited July 9, 2004 by Kilroy the Ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thicke Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 [quote name='Lounge Daddy' date='Jul 9 2004, 01:37 AM'] [font="Courier"]poll tax?[/font] "some's gotta go back and get a crapload of dimes!" [/quote] That's not what he said. :crackup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 What about the British Loyalists?! Where oh where can the Canadians go!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted July 9, 2004 Author Share Posted July 9, 2004 I can only presume cowardice on the part of that nebraskan yankee scoundrel. I consider this my victory...He has forfeited my challenge to fisticuffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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