To All The Ladies Of Phatmass

[Quietfire]

It was suggested to me to pass this on.
What better (and who better) than Phatmass.

Women are awesome...just ask my husband.



Great Quotes by Great Ladies


Inside every older person is a younger
person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
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The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
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I refuse to think of them as chin
hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
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Things are going to get a lot worse
before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
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A male gynecologist is like an auto
mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
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Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
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My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being, hitting my head on the
top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
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Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
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Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
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I try to take one day at a time, but
sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll
just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
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When I was young, I was put in a
school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a
hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know I'm not
dumb .. and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
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If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
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When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-
if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
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I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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Nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-


God Bless You All.

Peace :peace:

[StColette]

[quote name='Quietfire' date='Jul 5 2004, 07:19 PM'] Inside every older person is a younger
person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
++++++++++++++++++++++++

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
++++++++++++++++++++++++

Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++

If you can't be a good example, then you'll
just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
[/quote]
lol these are my fav. ones lol and some are sooooooooo true

[RemnantRules]

How sweet would having a riding vacume be?!

[StColette]

[quote name='RemnantRules' date='Jul 5 2004, 07:26 PM'] How sweet would having a riding vacume be?! [/quote]
very very very sweet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[VeraMaria]

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-


When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-


lol, my favorites

[Moosey]

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

I like that one..because I highly agree.

[Carrie]

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-



That one is so true!

[littleflower+JMJ]

LOL those were good......


thanks quietfire!! i enjoyed them!

[Lil Red]

thanks, quietfire!! good things to laugh about!

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Moosey' date='Jul 5 2004, 08:42 PM'] I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

I like that one..because I highly agree. [/quote]
What's a vacuum...?

[rachael]

thanks. that really did brighten my day. hehe.

[azaelia]

Love it!

[theculturewarrior]

I honestly thought some of the quotes were a little unfair. I'm not offended that they were posted, or that people here relate to them. But I think the masculine equivalent would have gotten shot down quite quickly.

I think the paradigm is that men are hapless, slavering babes, who need women to wipe the drool from their chins. But many men right now are facing cancer with courage, or war, or even an ugly divorce that is stastically more likely to be initiated by a woman and to be benefited from by the same.

In Christ there is neither woman nor man, but each is a new creation and is one. We as a society need real women and real men, and the reality of one's personhood is directly proportional to the sacrifices such a person makes. One sex does not diminish the other, but both (ideally) give glory to God.

[voiciblanche]

[quote name='Quietfire' date='Jul 5 2004, 07:19 PM'] I refuse to think of them as chin
hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber- [/quote]


[quote]A male gynecologist is like an auto
mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow- [/quote]



[quote]Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton- [/quote]

:crackup:

[quote]When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler- [/quote]

[voiciblanche]

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Jul 6 2004, 12:09 PM'] I honestly thought some of the quotes were a little unfair. I'm not offended that they were posted, or that people here relate to them. But I think the masculine equivalent would have gotten shot down quite quickly.

I think the paradigm is that men are hapless, slavering babes, who need women to wipe the drool from their chins. But many men right now are facing cancer with courage, or war, or even an ugly divorce that is stastically more likely to be initiated by a woman and to be benefited from by the same.

In Christ there is neither woman nor man, but each is a new creation and is one. We as a society need real women and real men, and the reality of one's personhood is directly proportional to the sacrifices such a person makes. One sex does not diminish the other, but both (ideally) give glory to God. [/quote]
-_-

You're probably right, TCW.