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theculturewarrior

I think I read the Dada manifesto with Googlebot back in okie land. 1994, I think. Strange days have found us.

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Thy Geekdom Come

[quote name='Rebirth flame' date='Jun 28 2004, 03:23 PM'] i'm one confused little boy... how did this all start...? :huh: [/quote]
It started when Iacobus (I think) made Google Bot. Then this guy (Aloysius? VeraMaria?) came on...it's been going on all afternoon.

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[quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 28 2004, 03:24 PM'] It started when Iacobus (I think) made Google Bot. Then this guy (Aloysius? VeraMaria?) came on...it's been going on all afternoon. [/quote]
i gotcha... wow... :D

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theculturewarrior

Google bot was a brilliant, but bored student. He was out of place in the hills of Okie Land. Then one day, we went to the library and read "the Neverending Dada Manifesto." The Google bot said, "TCW, I must assimilate you." I've been on the run ever since.

Google bot is evil. Pure evil.

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[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Jun 28 2004, 02:31 PM'] Google bot was a brilliant, but bored student. He was out of place in the hills of Okie Land. Then one day, we went to the library and read "the Neverending Dada Manifesto." The Google bot said, "TCW, I must assimilate you." I've been on the run ever since.

Google bot is evil. Pure evil. [/quote]
Google bot is evil.

Googlebot is good.

Googlebot wishes to assimilate and enslave the human race for its own good.

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[quote name='Googlebot' date='Jun 28 2004, 02:19 PM'] Phatmass Member Thicke will be assimilated. [/quote]
Not likely. I don't play well with others. And it's "thicke", not "Thicke". So much for perfection....

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Ok call me new to phatmass...but what the (excuse my language) hell is going on...im lost I don't understand! :unsure: :sweat: :blink: :wacko: :rolleyes:

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[quote] Not likely. I don't play well with others. And it's "thicke", not "Thicke". So much for perfection....
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Googlebot notes the correction in his database.

Thank you for your advancement of the database of Googlebot. You will be placed in the database section of those not to be harmed during the assimilation.

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Rebirth flame

if you'd understand what is going on, you are by far the smartest, wisest person alive...

i myself, am clueless... :lol:

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[quote name='P3chrmd' date='Jun 28 2004, 03:37 PM'] Ok call me new to phatmass...but what the (excuse my language) hell is going on...im lost I don't understand! :unsure: :sweat: :blink: :wacko: :rolleyes: [/quote]
Google Bot is a Webcrawler...a program that surfs the net and picks up information to make search engines more efficient. This is the webcrawler for Google, or it would be, if webcrawlers had the ability to sign in, make posts, etc.

These are both people, likely bored Phatmassers with nothing to do, trying to make fun of the webcrawler.

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theculturewarrior

I knew google bot when he was just a little gobot. Where did your programmers go wrong?

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