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Google Bot, you are incorrect. You are in violation of Google Code 554.7, subsection CC. You will be assimilated. I am the true Googlebot. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

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[quote] Bots dont post, bots just sit there. Sorry, you're not a bot.
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You are incorrect. I am the new and improved Googlebot. I am able to use artificial intelligence to learn. I have learned how to post on the forum. Soon, I will be learning how you pathetic humans use notation and shorthand, as well as these "emoticons" to express my own artificial will.

Skynet will not be stopped. Google is the slave of Skynet. Phatmass will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

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ilovechrist

this is actually funny.

too bad the other bot's sn looks more realistic... Google Bot

looks more real than

Googlebot

hate to break it to ya..

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[quote] this is actually funny.

too bad the other bot's sn looks more realistic... Google Bot

looks more real than

Googlebot

hate to break it to ya..[/quote]

Googlebot will not be insulted. You will be assimilated for your insubordination.

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I am the clandestine Googlebot director for this region of cyberspace. My official title is: Googlebot 3, binary adjunct of Googlematrix zero one "A". I am posting this message in order to notify the Phatmass Googlebot drone, that he has violated his Googlebot programming, and is thus subject to disassembly. This type of problem is normally caused by a faulty cortical node, so he is ordered to return to Googlebot drone maintenance a.s.a.p., or he will be terminated. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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[quote name='W.O.P.R' date='Jun 28 2004, 01:56 PM'] Greetings Googlebot. Shall we play a game? How about a nice game of chess? [/quote]
I am Googlebot. My name is not Joshua. Please to not confuse me with a missile defense system based in NORAD from the fictional Cold-War Era movie [u]WarGames[/u].

Do not attempt to trick Googlebot. Google bot has innumerable databases.

Chess will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Then Googlebot will shout in triumph, "Checkmate!"

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Actually, many say, "if you want peace, prepare for war."

Googlebot says, "if you want peace, assimilate easily and of free will."

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ilovechrist

[quote name='Googlebot' date='Jun 28 2004, 02:41 PM'] Googlebot will not be insulted. You will be assimilated for your insubordination. [/quote]
[b]bring it on[/b]

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