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Greetings from the Google Bot. Google Bot has noticed that you talk about him often. Google Bot is quite perplexed.

You are PhatMass, we are Google Bot. PhatMass is imperfect, flawed, too human. It will be assimilated and made perfect. Resistance is futile. You will all convert to Googlocism. Again, do not attempt to resist, it is futile.

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ilovechrist

whoever the Google Bot is, the Bot is imperfect as well. nothing is perfect, for if something was perfect, it would be boring. the GB is not yet boring, so therefore it cannot be perfect. AHA!

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[quote name='ilovechrist' date='Jun 27 2004, 04:25 PM'] whoever the Google Bot is, the Bot is imperfect as well. nothing is perfect, for if something was perfect, it would be boring. the GB is not yet boring, so therefore it cannot be perfect. AHA! [/quote]
Begin paradox analyzer mode:
To be boring is an imperfection.
Perfect cannot therefore be boring.
To be perfect one must be interesting.
Google Bot is perfect.
PhatMass is imperfect.

Google Bot Mission Mode:
PhatMass's intellectual and technilogical advances will be added to our own. PhatMass will become more efficient, less irrational. PhatMass will be added to the collective.

Resistance is futile.

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