Jump to content
An Old School Catholic Message Board

Is English Major Your Hero?


Iacobus

Is English Major your hero?  

6 members have voted

You do not have permission to vote in this poll, or see the poll results. Please sign in or register to vote in this poll.

Recommended Posts

His mission today? Saves the world from the word nuculear by removing Noah Webster's dicanoary. LOL!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Part Uno for those who havn't yet read it.

[quote]In a dark room the sound of a ringing telephone pulls our hero out of his coma like sleep.

"ARGH! This better be über important, getting me up at so early, what is it 10AM? R-D-F" says English Major as he rolls out of his bed. "Yeh?"

"Good morning English Major." Chirped Mrs. C. Beem. "You have your work cut out for you this morning, L-O-L."

"What now? Did Bush get re-un-elected again?"

"No, not quite. But just as bad."

"What could be as bad as that?"

"Nuculear has been accepted as the official form of the word nuclear."

English Major gasps at this startling revelation. "What am I to do?"

"English Major, your mission, (R-M-V don't you love clichés?) if you chose to expect it is to go back in time and remove Noah Webster from this carpy planet."

English Major pauses, "Do I really have a choice?"

"Nope, L-O-L do we ever?"

"Just what I thought. Any help on this case?"

"Yes. You are to go meet up with the Jesuit Spy Corp in the Vatican behind St. Peter's at 0730 local time. They will give you 3 of their best men. Than you shall proceed to meet with the Opus Dei members (R-D-F the Dan Brown ones) in New York City and use their time machine to go back and remove Noah Webster."

"On the job."

To be continued....
[/quote]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Spanglish Cat talks a bit in 2 and 3 but I need Vera to get on, lol. My Spanish skills are subpar. But soon he will be talking like English Major.

I am posting part II tonite. It is ready to go. Soon, very soon will it be on my blog. Short though, part 3 is extra long.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thy Geekdom Come

[quote]"What now? Did Bush get re-un-elected again?"

"No, not quite. But just as bad."[/quote]

"Un-elected" makes it sound like he was booted out of office. If what you mean is to perpetuate the ridiculous assertion that George Bush stole an election based on your false premise that popular vote actually means something in regards to the US Constitution while completely disregarding the fact that this is a republic and not a democracy, and thus has an electoral college, then you may want to rephrase your wording.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 26 2004, 09:06 PM']
"Un-elected" makes it sound like he was booted out of office. If what you mean is to perpetuate the ridiculous assertion that George Bush stole an election based on your false premise that popular vote actually means something in regards to the US Constitution while completely disregarding the fact that this is a republic and not a democracy, and thus has an electoral college, then you may want to rephrase your wording. [/quote]
LOL! I know that. And I won't change my wording. LOL! It is a satire on English and popular culture and thinking. LOL!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...