Iacobus Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 LOL! English Major is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 I prefer Captain Obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnanc Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 whats English Major? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 Go to my blog and read part UNO of the Adventures of English Major. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curtins Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 I have absolutly no idea what ur talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 His mission today? Saves the world from the word nuculear by removing Noah Webster's dicanoary. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 Part Uno for those who havn't yet read it. [quote]In a dark room the sound of a ringing telephone pulls our hero out of his coma like sleep. "ARGH! This better be über important, getting me up at so early, what is it 10AM? R-D-F" says English Major as he rolls out of his bed. "Yeh?" "Good morning English Major." Chirped Mrs. C. Beem. "You have your work cut out for you this morning, L-O-L." "What now? Did Bush get re-un-elected again?" "No, not quite. But just as bad." "What could be as bad as that?" "Nuculear has been accepted as the official form of the word nuclear." English Major gasps at this startling revelation. "What am I to do?" "English Major, your mission, (R-M-V don't you love clichés?) if you chose to expect it is to go back in time and remove Noah Webster from this carpy planet." English Major pauses, "Do I really have a choice?" "Nope, L-O-L do we ever?" "Just what I thought. Any help on this case?" "Yes. You are to go meet up with the Jesuit Spy Corp in the Vatican behind St. Peter's at 0730 local time. They will give you 3 of their best men. Than you shall proceed to meet with the Opus Dei members (R-D-F the Dan Brown ones) in New York City and use their time machine to go back and remove Noah Webster." "On the job." To be continued.... [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnanc Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 I can't wait untill part DOS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 Spanglish Cat talks a bit in 2 and 3 but I need Vera to get on, lol. My Spanish skills are subpar. But soon he will be talking like English Major. I am posting part II tonite. It is ready to go. Soon, very soon will it be on my blog. Short though, part 3 is extra long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 Part two is up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 lol, I got a sneak preview Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 You like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 [quote]"What now? Did Bush get re-un-elected again?" "No, not quite. But just as bad."[/quote] "Un-elected" makes it sound like he was booted out of office. If what you mean is to perpetuate the ridiculous assertion that George Bush stole an election based on your false premise that popular vote actually means something in regards to the US Constitution while completely disregarding the fact that this is a republic and not a democracy, and thus has an electoral college, then you may want to rephrase your wording. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 26 2004, 09:06 PM'] "Un-elected" makes it sound like he was booted out of office. If what you mean is to perpetuate the ridiculous assertion that George Bush stole an election based on your false premise that popular vote actually means something in regards to the US Constitution while completely disregarding the fact that this is a republic and not a democracy, and thus has an electoral college, then you may want to rephrase your wording. [/quote] LOL! I know that. And I won't change my wording. LOL! It is a satire on English and popular culture and thinking. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 *in singsongy voice* I know what happens next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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