dUSt Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 The phatmass beard balm has been perfected. Formula #12's scent will be called "100 Year Old Cathedral". Packaging coming soon, along with beard oil, body butter and cologne. Why have your friends say "you smell good" when they could be saying "you smell holy"!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I almost wish women would grow beards just so I can try it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Just try it on your moustache.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 I knew you were going to say something about my 'stache!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 you are too late. already bought three of these. Chrism and Holy Smokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted September 11, 2017 Author Share Posted September 11, 2017 On 9/8/2017 at 7:16 PM, Papist said: you are too late. already bought three of these. Chrism and Holy Smokes I love those guys, but the reason I made a phatmass version was because I was unsatisfied with the scent of the Barbatus balms. To me, theirs do not smell like the inside of a church. I think mine does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 On 9/11/2017 at 3:22 PM, dUSt said: I love those guys, but the reason I made a phatmass version was because I was unsatisfied with the scent of the Barbatus balms. To me, theirs do not smell like the inside of a church. I think mine does. What does inside a church supposed to smell like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 11 hours ago, Papist said: What does inside a church supposed to smell like? Church, duh dude, duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 20 hours ago, Papist said: What does inside a church supposed to smell like? Well, that explains it. Buy the phatmass beard balm to find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Smells like elderberries in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vee Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 That's one of the scents available too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 (edited) is it good on goats? (asking for a friend) Edited September 18, 2017 by MIKolbe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelic Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 I need some beard balm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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