tinytherese Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Lately, everytime I see a particular aunt of mine she asks if there's anyone I'd consider dating. She's also told me about at least one man she met on her vacation in another state who would be good for me. She even suggested my dad's best friend who's in his 30s. I'm almost 28. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriela Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 That's nothing. My mother regularly chats up other Baby Boomer ladies behind cash registers at random grocery stores, finds out whether they have a son, and then gives them my phone number and email. The day some creep breaks into my house and rapes and kills me, she'll regret that poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 One of my coworker was stopped by a man who didn't know an ounce of English the other day at H.E.B. He obviously was smitten with her (she is what most men would probably consider a "knock-out.") She gave him my number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 that poor guy!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I met the lady recently while I was on vacation. She said she has a niece that would be good for me. Problem was, she was in another state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 2 hours ago, MIKolbe said: that poor guy!!!! Tell me about it! I didn't understand a lick of what he was saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountrySteve21 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Maybe you can tell your aunt you're on dating sites if you want her off your back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleWaySoul Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 *to the tune of Single Ladies* Aaall the single pringles, all the single pringles. All the single pringles, all the single pringles. Now put your hands up! ....or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriela Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 On 10/30/2016 at 6:25 PM, LittleWaySoul said: *to the tune of Single Ladies* Aaall the single pringles, all the single pringles. All the single pringles, all the single pringles. Now put your hands up! ....or something. Aaall the Ben & Jerry's, all the Ben & Jerry's... Now put your spoons up! [Is that what we're doing? ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleWaySoul Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, Gabriela said: Aaall the Ben & Jerry's, all the Ben & Jerry's... Now put your spoons up! [Is that what we're doing? ] Hahah not quite (I don't like pringles to eat, just to rhyme with "single" ), but I like it! Let's have a single ladies ice cream night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriela Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 54 minutes ago, LittleWaySoul said: Hahah not quite (I don't like pringles to eat, just to rhyme with "single" ), but I like it! Let's have a single ladies ice cream night! Sheeet, sista. I have one of those every week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthfinder Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Gabriela said: Sheeet, sista. I have one of those every week! Or maybe just a single, single lady's ice cream night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintOfVirtue Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 My mom just makes me baby blankets. I hope my future wife (whoever she may be) never learns my mother's presumptions of our fruitfulness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Man,a single guy's ice cream night sounds good right now. (And always really...ice cream is so good.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 (edited) How's this for a dateless wonder story?: This past semester, a date with a classmate went pretty well. However, as we were planning the second date via email, I realized that I didn't want to seriously date a non-Catholic. Thankfully, before I could express that, she said that she'd rather just be friends, and since that worked for me too, we sat next to each other for the rest of the semester. Sadly, as I tried to make the opportunity for us to become better friends after the semester passed, she decided that not even the friendship was working out and had us exchange goodbyes. While she seemed to have anxiety issues, I can only theorize the true reason she did this, and I like to think it's because I told her, a comic book movie fan, on our date, "I'm one of the few people who loves Spider-Man 3." Edited January 18, 2017 by Not A Mallard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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