Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Hmmm...I rant all the time. You know, it's a funny thing about ranting. I think ranting improves the quality of life for the rant[i]or[/i], but certainly not for the rant[i]ee[/i]. But being the self-serving person I am, it really doesn't matter what it's like for others. I just want to rant to improve my own quality of life. And what's the deal with quality of life, anyway? I mean, who's to judge it? I want to know where the standard is. If the standard for quality of live is Hugh Hefner, then I'd rather stay below it, but certainly I'd want to stay above my local K-mart employee. But then, how do you measure quality of life? I mean, you can be dirt poor and happy as a dog on a porkchop or you can be wealthier than Bill Gates but as depressed as Iacobus would be at the RNC. I mean, really, genetics must play a factor, as must nurture. I think quality of life really has more to do with how well you can ignore all the carp around you and how poorly you respond to tear-jerking stimuli. But then, maybe quality of life is based on possessions, or money, or the number of spouses you have. If any of those are the case, then some of the old-school Mormons and Muslims must be pretty happy, even if they don't have Bill Gates' money. And what's the deal with Bill Gates, anyway? Why does he get all the money? Is it because he certainly didn't get all the looks? He looks like Stephen Hawking...but without an excuse. I mean, if I had 58 billion dollars to toss around, I sure as heck would get some plastic surgery, not to mention buying my own island nation and giving it to Aloysius. And don't we all love Aloysius? I mean, certainly we all respect him a lot, but do we all love him as our brother in Christ? I mean, can you feel the love? Can you feel it? I said, "can you [b][i]feel[/i][/b] the love?" And we've got to love him, really, because he's conservative, like me. And what's the deal with liberals? Don't they realize that school vouchers are a good idea? I mean, public schools actually cost MORE than private schools and privatization would bring great relief to the educational sector! Also, the schools would compete for more students (thus more money) and the quality of education would go up! And what's the deal with high taxes? Did you know that ConAgra is the reason that Nebraska has among the highest taxes in the country? Or maybe it's just the completely unnecessary spending on behalf of our elected officials? Speaking of elected officials, what's the dilly-o with Ernie Chambers? He's a representative from a district of Nebraska who serves in the unicameral...he's a black man who condemns whites and even other minorities for oppressing the black [i]man[/i]...that's right, he can't stand women, either...and he thinks the Catholic Church is a worldwide evil organization to keep the man down. The man wears a grey sweat suit to work...in the Nebraska Capital building where the unicameral meets. And what's the deal with a unicameral? Why does Nebraska only get one house while all the other states get two? And what's the deal with grey sweat suits and Ernie Chambers? And speaking of anti-everybody hate mongers, what's the deal with the Reverend Jesse Jackson? I mean, he hates everybody? And what's the deal with all the people who get the title "Reverend" when they aren't religious leaders? Will somebody answer that for me?! Will somebody answer that for me?! ARGH! This rant brought to you by Raphael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 I annoy my father by napping in the afternoon on weekends. I can't help it, it's the weekend, I like to sleep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 I talk too much. And I'm kinda mean at times. But mostly I just talk too much. And I use "big words." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 [quote] I talk too much. And I'm kinda mean at times. But mostly I just talk too much. And I use "big words." [/quote] You're also smelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 I twirl my hair all the time. Drives everyone crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 22 2004, 01:31 PM'] You're also smelly. [/quote] Am I? I also annoy people that are older than me. I don't know why. -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 [quote] Am I? I also annoy people that are older than me. I don't know why. [/quote] It's because you're smelly. Actually, it's probably because Iacobus ;)is jealous of your superior intelligence and the fact that it is possessed by a tween. See, now, he's jealous of my superior intelligence, and with good reason, but I'm older than he is, and you are far younger. Iacobus, don't throw your feces, you are slightly higher on the evolutionary scale than a chimp. Slightly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 You just don't like him because he's a liberal... obviously he's gotta problem with me, since he likes leeches more than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin D Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 I crack my knuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathgirl Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 I laugh at my own jokes that noone else gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilroy the Ninja Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 I get entirely too mad and unreasonable over little things. I hold little things in high regard. Gotta get over that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 [quote name='Kilroy the Ninja' date='Jun 22 2004, 03:11 PM'] I get entirely too mad and unreasonable over little things. I hold little things in high regard. Gotta get over that. [/quote] Me too. I also tap my fingers, feet, etc. [quote]I laugh at my own jokes that noone else gets.[/quote] That too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 tina can answer this question for me with pleasure........ but if i must limit it to one i have to say its my knack for telling corny, lame jokes that no one finds funny but me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 My father comes up with terrible puns. He once asked, "who Adolf Hitler?" "Who ate off Hitler?" So stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 I give unsolicited advice. Bad TCW. Bad. So bad. :skitzo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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