CountrySteve21 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Two men considering a religious vocation were having a conversation. "What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders? " the one asked. The second replied, "Well, they were both founded by Spaniards -- St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. They were also both founded to combat heresy -- the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants." "What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?" "Met any Albigensians lately?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 My favourite: A sister in a Catholic school is asking class what they want to be when they grow up. A little girl says "I want to be a prostitute!" The sister is shocked and asks "what did you say?" "I said I want to be a prostitute," the girl replies. "Oh thank heavens," says the sister. "I thought you said a Protestant!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountrySteve21 Posted September 11, 2016 Author Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 9/8/2016 at 0:53 PM, EmilyAnn said: My favourite: A sister in a Catholic school is asking class what they want to be when they grow up. A little girl says "I want to be a prostitute!" The sister is shocked and asks "what did you say?" "I said I want to be a prostitute," the girl replies. "Oh thank heavens," says the sister. "I thought you said a Protestant!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 A rabbi, a Catholic priest and a Baptist minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack4 Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 A little boy was listening to a long and excessively boring sermon in church. Suddenly his eye the red sanctuary lamp caught his eye. Tugging his father's sleeve, he said, "Daddy, when the light turns green can we go?" source: http://www.jokes4us.com/religiousjokes/catholicjokes.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack4 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Why should we keep quiet in Church? Because people are sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Me: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Me: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Me: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountrySteve21 Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 Found a list at fisheaters http://www.fisheaters.com/jokes.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I<3BVM Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 How do we know from Scripture that Jesus wasn't fat? Because he is the Way, and the way is narrow. Hehe... groan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountrySteve21 Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 Lol that is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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