dairygirl4u2c Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 (edited) Quote This Woman Quit Her Job To Breastfeed Her Boyfriend A mum who gave birth twenty years ago has started breastfeeding again. Only this time round, it’s her boyfriend she’s nursing. Yep, the most unusual story of the day award goes to Jennifer Mulford who according to The Sun has decided to quit her job so she can breastfeed her boyfriend, bodybuilder Brad Leeson, full time. The 36-year-old from Atlanta first came across a website about ‘Adult Breastfeeding Relationships’ (ABR) when she was single. “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people I was envious,” she told The Sun. After reuniting with her former childhood sweetheart, Brad she decided to broach the idea with him. “It was like a light switched flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited.” Because it is over twenty years since Jennifer gave birth to her daughter, she has to ‘dry’ breastfeed Brad every two hours and use a breast pump to ‘fool’ her body into lactating. She also drinks Mother’s Milk Tea, a herbal drink said to imitate female hormones and increase milk supply. And Jennifer has decided to take a career break from her job as a bartender to focus on the breastfeeding job at hand. She believes adult breastfeeding will create a ‘magical bond’ between the couple that only breastfeeding can achieve. Meanwhile, Brad, a self-confessed gym buff, hopes the regular nursing sessions will have health benefits for him that could give his body a boost. Though the couple claim to be proud of their ABR, they only breastfeed in the privacy of their own home. “I can come home from a very stressful day and seconds after Brad latching on I feel a sense of peace and calm. For that time I feel like we become one. I have yet to feel anything more comforting,” explains Jennifer. “It’s a bond that no one can come between.” As you were, everyone. As you were. Edited June 9, 2016 by dairygirl4u2c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Hahahaha ha Phatmass has jumped the shark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 What, no extended post-structuralist critique of romantic relationships, breast feeding, and sexuality morality, with copious references to classic literature of only marginal relevance to solidify your status as an intellectual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggyie Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I don't see how it could be a sin. It doesn't sound sexual from their description. Bizarre... But not a sin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Nihil Obstat said: What, no extended post-structuralist critique of romantic relationships, breast feeding, and sexuality morality, with copious references to classic literature of only marginal relevance to solidify your status as an intellectual? Lol. How long have you wanted to get that off your chest. Get it...get it..."off your chest" Edited June 10, 2016 by Era Might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Should this be in Grown-Up Talk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Era Might said: Lol. How long have you wanted to get that off your chest. Get it...get it..."off your chest" These things simply come to me ex nihilo whenever they are needed. But I appreciate the vote of confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 LOL. That "marginal relevance" line was classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 18 hours ago, Nihil Obstat said: What, no extended post-structuralist critique of romantic relationships, breast feeding, and sexuality morality, with copious references to classic literature of only marginal relevance to solidify your status as an intellectual? The concepts of "boyfriend/girlfriend" "romantic relationships," "mothers," "children," "breasts," and "feeding" are nothing but constructs of our oppressive Western, gendered, patriarchal, heteronormative late-capitalist bourgeois society, and such problems would vanish if only we all lived in a Marxist egalitarian anarchist collective, just as Shakespeare so eloquently explained to Cicero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_nine Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 I thought everyone did this . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xSilverPhinx Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 ... Wut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 WOA!!! How did I miss THIS thread!!!??? Moving to Open Mic for more exposure. Pun intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Philosopher Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Oh Phatmass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 On Friday, June 10, 2016 at 3:24 PM, Socrates said: The concepts of "boyfriend/girlfriend" "romantic relationships," "mothers," "children," "breasts," and "feeding" are nothing but constructs of our oppressive Western, gendered, patriarchal, heteronormative late-capitalist bourgeois society, and such problems would vanish if only we all lived in a Marxist egalitarian anarchist collective, just as Shakespeare so eloquently explained to Cicero. Getting in touch with your inner Derek Lutz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriela Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Having just spent half the day reading Lombard on marriage, this is what struck me: "For that time I feel like we become one." That's what marriage is for. They should try it. Cuz this is fundamentally messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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