How the Hell Is PhuturePriest Still a Chummy Commoner?

[PhuturePriest]

3 hours ago, Ash Wednesday said:

I'm not sure. It was posted with tongue planted firmly in cheek.

I could be easily bribed and probably legal on your part if you were in England, but alas, I have no Groupage Superpowers.

Judging from my avatar, you can certainly infer I would very much love if I lived in England.

1 hour ago, Nihil Obstat said:

"48. But in matters merely political, as, for instance, the best form of government, and this or that system of administration, a difference of opinion is lawful. Those, therefore, whose piety is in other respects known, and whose minds are ready to accept in all obedience the decrees of the apostolic see, cannot in justice be accounted as bad men because they disagree as to subjects We have mentioned; and still graver wrong will be done them, if - as We have more than once perceived with regret - they are accused of violating, or of wavering in, the Catholic faith."

http://w2.vatican.va/content/leo-xiii/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_l-xiii_enc_01111885_immortale-dei.html

[Gabriela]

@dUSt: Given that we all agree that PhuturePriest's posts demonstrate—and have, for several years, consistently demonstrated—unquestionable and unwavering Catholic bad-assity, can we get this man a Church Militant tag already, so that noobs will know immediately what the rest of us have learned through long and laborious reading?

[PhuturePriest]

1 hour ago, Gabriela said:

@dUSt: Given that we all agree that PhuturePriest's posts demonstrate—and have, for several years, consistently demonstrated—unquestionable and unwavering Catholic bad-assity, can we get this man a Church Militant tag already, so that noobs will know immediately what the rest of us have learned through long and laborious reading?

"Long and laborious" sums up my writing style quite nicely.

Case in point: It took me 3,066 words to say "I liked Church Militant. Then I didn't. True story."