PhuturePriest Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) Everyone, I have spotted, tampered with, and confirmed with a closer viewing, that I, your young Phetus ever at your service, have gotten not just my first grey hair, but it in fact a white one. I am now as immeasurably wise as Dumbledore himself. Come to me with your life troubles. My white hair knows all. Edited January 28, 2016 by PhuturePriest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makarioi Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Welcome to the club! Next: joint aches followed by stomach ailments ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I've got more gray than that in my right eye brow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomaly Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 As my grandmother was want to remind me, "Too soon old, too late smart. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnatiusofLoyola Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Sorry, you don't qualify as old (much less wise) until you realize how little you actually know despite years of education and experience, and are humbled by your lack of wisdom. And yes, I know you were actually kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benedictus Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 You could always dye your hair white, grey or silver. It's all the trend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Oremus Pro Invicem Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 20 minutes ago, PhuturePriest said: You've just pumped yourself down to measurably wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Had an aunt go gray at 19. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oremus Pro Invicem Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) 6 hours ago, Oremus Pro Invicem said: You've just pumped yourself down to measurably wise. Pumped should be bumped. Well that was Divine justice. Touché, Lord. Touché. Edited January 28, 2016 by Oremus Pro Invicem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superblue Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 17 hours ago, PhuturePriest said: Everyone, I have spotted, tampered with, and confirmed with a closer viewing, that I, your young Phetus ever at your service, have gotten not just my first grey hair, but it in fact a white one. I am now as immeasurably wise as Dumbledore himself. Come to me with your life troubles. My white hair knows all. so you just by passed puberty and the hairs that come along with it and just opted for turning old an grey. weird. Wait till you learn to shave, that will be even more fun ! and a more glorious announcement as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 How much effort would it take to force SuperElmersGlue to ignore every active member on the forum except himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little2add Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Gray is better that bald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriela Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Soon you'll be needing this: (Actually, we all need this.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superblue Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Gabriela said: Soon you'll be needing this: (Actually, we all need this.) I just want to eat rainbow unicorn poo icecream. I aint buying a squaty potty though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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