Not A Mallard Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 In honor of this spoopy day, come up with the most frightening story that you can tell in no more than two sentences: I wake up to the sight of two glowing eyes staring into my soul. Time to let the cat out. I hear growling coming from the living room. She left the TV on again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilianus Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Without looking at the brand, I opened a bottle of beer and poured it into a glass to watch the frost white bubbles effervesce from the amber liquid. Then I looked at the label on the bottle and discovered it was Bud light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xSilverPhinx Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I'm pursued by the restless spawn of monsters, never to give up until they find me. Am I really dreaming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veritasluxmea Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 "Hey babe, how's it going?" "We need to talk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 (edited) I turn on NPR. They are broadcasting live coverage of Barack Obama issuing an executive order in which he names himself president for life. Edited November 1, 2015 by Luigi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted November 1, 2015 Author Share Posted November 1, 2015 http://www.clickhole.com/article/best-two-sentence-horror-stories-all-time-1314 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopefulHeart Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 "I haven't started studying for the final yet, but it's in a month, so I'm fine," I said. "The final is in ten minutes, and it's 99% of your grade," replied the professor with a malicious gleam in his eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 In 1992, I decided to become a vegetarian. Worst 15 minutes of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I went to vote. All the names on the ballot had "(D)" after them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriela Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) I grew up in an illiterate society of Twitter and two-sentence horror stories. Where did all our jobs and freedom go? Edited November 22, 2015 by Gabriela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintOfVirtue Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 I cracked open a beer. A drop fell on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orapronobis Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I opened the text message. "Your data allowance for this month has ran out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted November 29, 2015 Author Share Posted November 29, 2015 Once upon a time a man met a dog and then the dog turned into a wolf which turned into another man and the first man got dead then the wolfman met a cat which turned into a different breed of cat which the wolfman petted before realizing that he recently heard that cats would eat people if they were as big as people and the wolfman got an allergic reaction to fear. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriela Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) On 11/29/2015, 4:23:35, Not A Mallard said: Once upon a time a man met a dog and then the dog turned into a wolf which turned into another man and the first man got dead then the wolfman met a cat which turned into a different breed of cat which the wolfman petted before realizing that he recently heard that cats would eat people if they were as big as people and the wolfman got an allergic reaction to fear. The end. For blatantly disregarding the rule of this thread. Edited November 30, 2015 by Gabriela Oh, beaver dam. Wrong thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted November 30, 2015 Author Share Posted November 30, 2015 30 minutes ago, Gabriela said: For blatantly disregarding the rule of this thread. I was quite ready to logically defend myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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