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homeschoolmom

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Jun 16 2004, 05:33 PM'] Once I conned a pickpocket out of $2.00. [/quote]
oh man... don't mess with TCW!!

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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jun 16 2004, 07:23 PM'] Sorry... must post this somewhere... HSbaby just gave HSdad a bloody nose... hehehehe... naughty baby... [/quote]
no way!!!

I don't mean to laugh but.... :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

How did HSbaby manage that?

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The Lord on Billboards

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -The Lord
I love you and you and you and you and... -The Lord
Will the road you're on get you to my place? -The Lord
Follow me. -The Lord
We need to talk! -The Lord
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -The Lord
My way is the highway. -The Lord
Need directions? -The Lord
You think it's hot here? -The Lord
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -The Lord
Do you have any idea where you're going? -The Lord
Don't make me come down there. -The Lord
What part of "Thou shalt not" don't you understand? -The Lord

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Thy Geekdom Come

[quote] The Lord on Billboards

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -The Lord
I love you and you and you and you and... -The Lord
Will the road you're on get you to my place? -The Lord
Follow me. -The Lord
We need to talk! -The Lord
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -The Lord
My way is the highway. -The Lord
Need directions? -The Lord
You think it's hot here? -The Lord
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -The Lord
Do you have any idea where you're going? -The Lord
Don't make me come down there. -The Lord
What part of "Thou shalt not" don't you understand? -The Lord

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There's a billboard in Omaha with a bottle of water pouring into a glass, but the water is changing to wine as it falls...and the sign reads "Got Faith?"...

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crusader1234

[quote]"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

- If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

- If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.

- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.

- If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. [/quote]

I just got this forwarded to me from a Priest :sweat:

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YAY! for the silliness!

I shall raise the velvet hammer if there is any more seriousness in this thread.

And on that note:

can't eat beef
...mad cow
can't eat chicken
...bird flu
can't eat pork
...fears that flu will infect piggies
can eat fish
...heavy metals in the water
can't eat fruit and veggies
...insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

I believe that leaves chocolate !!!!!!

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