homeschoolmom Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Jun 16 2004, 05:33 PM'] Once I conned a pickpocket out of $2.00. [/quote] oh man... don't mess with TCW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soldier4Him Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 I played a pickpocket once. In Oliver. (the play) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jun 16 2004, 07:23 PM'] Sorry... must post this somewhere... HSbaby just gave HSdad a bloody nose... hehehehe... naughty baby... [/quote] no way!!! I don't mean to laugh but.... How did HSbaby manage that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 The Lord on Billboards That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -The Lord I love you and you and you and you and... -The Lord Will the road you're on get you to my place? -The Lord Follow me. -The Lord We need to talk! -The Lord Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -The Lord My way is the highway. -The Lord Need directions? -The Lord You think it's hot here? -The Lord Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -The Lord Do you have any idea where you're going? -The Lord Don't make me come down there. -The Lord What part of "Thou shalt not" don't you understand? -The Lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 [quote] The Lord on Billboards That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -The Lord I love you and you and you and you and... -The Lord Will the road you're on get you to my place? -The Lord Follow me. -The Lord We need to talk! -The Lord Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -The Lord My way is the highway. -The Lord Need directions? -The Lord You think it's hot here? -The Lord Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -The Lord Do you have any idea where you're going? -The Lord Don't make me come down there. -The Lord What part of "Thou shalt not" don't you understand? -The Lord [/quote] There's a billboard in Omaha with a bottle of water pouring into a glass, but the water is changing to wine as it falls...and the sign reads "Got Faith?"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 [quote]"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..." - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. - If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. - If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. - If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. - If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. - If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. - If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. - If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. - If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. - If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. - If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0. - If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. - If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. - If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you. - If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever. - If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. [/quote] I just got this forwarded to me from a Priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 rich, that is AWESOME.. i know a couple Priests that would send stuff like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 [quote]If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. [/quote] -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azriel Posted June 17, 2004 Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 YAY! for the silliness! I shall raise the velvet hammer if there is any more seriousness in this thread. And on that note: can't eat beef ...mad cow can't eat chicken ...bird flu can't eat pork ...fears that flu will infect piggies can eat fish ...heavy metals in the water can't eat fruit and veggies ...insecticides and herbicides Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I believe that leaves chocolate !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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