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vee Posted July 20, 2015 Author Share Posted July 20, 2015 Im having a great Monday.... because I have the day off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 i'm having a monday... my non-denom boss is out to save Catholics in a third world country, so at least I have the chance to relax while she's gone while at the same time worry about her soul and the harm she's bringing to others... :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puellapaschalis Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Monday was going great until I got home! There's this quasi-facist* set-up in this country whereby if you want to use a tv in anything like the normal fashion, you have to pay the Government much too much money per year for the privilege. This money supposedly funds Aunty Beeb and thus ensures the high quality of programming from the country that also brought you afternoon tea and the bouncing bomb and those wigs that judges and barristers wear. I say supposedly as quite frankly any corporation that sacks Jeremy Clarkson and is as anti-Catholic as it is is really no better than The Sun. Start making programmes like Yes Prime Minister again, Aunty, and I might change my opinion and stop boycotting as much as I can that has your logo on it. ANYWAY. I don't have a tv as a) no time, b) instrument of Satan and his minions, c) no time, d) full of trash, d) no time, e) waste of money as morally incompetent diabolical scum. So I don't have to pay this blood-money to Aunty. Only Aunty assumes you have a tv. And badgers you about not having paid blood-money. And badgers. And badgers. Until you feel the need to sod the city-folk and their namby-pamby 'Save the pretty animals' tosh and go out and flamin' well cull the badgers yourself. So you go to the website and tell them you don't need a tv license. And they keep badgering you. And you phone them and they're never in. And they keep badgering you. And you start googling your local illegal badger hunts. And they keep badgering you. And you go to the website AGAIN and do the same as you did before. And then you get home from retreat (...sob) and find a letter from them saying that they've 'opened an investigation,' which in Aunty-speak means they're prepared to get a court order to break into your home to check you don't actually have a tv. And then you ring them and make sure you're also recording the call ("For training purposes! #FakeSmile") and put on your Dutch Tone Of Voice™. And you get told that it should not happen again. And because you're not God, you do not see that it is good. You've just become cynical. And you've killed lots of badgers. .... Well now I actually feel a little better :D *Or some other generally insulting adjective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vee Posted July 20, 2015 Author Share Posted July 20, 2015 oh my gosh that was epic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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