Crusader_4 Posted June 13, 2004 Author Share Posted June 13, 2004 Here is yet another ( i am just on a roll tonight)... a Jesuit and a Fransican are driving in the same city and coincidentally the Jesuit drives straight into the Fransican. Thankfully both of them realize they are men of God and can come to some sort of conclusion about each others Car. The Fransican was quite shaken up and worried however but thankfully the Jesuit realizes he can relax him up a bit so the Jesuit offers him a drink since he was carrying a bottle of scoth in the trunk. The Fransican eagerly awaits the drink as he wants to settle his nerves. After the first drink the Jesuit says "Holy St. Francis your still shaking would you like another" so the Fransican accepts and then the Jesuit says "Boy that crash must of got to you here have another" and the fransican accepts and finally the fransican takes too more and then turns to the Jesuit and says "Are you not going to have a drink as well" the Jesuit then turns to him and says "I'll have one after the police have left" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Lol. I've heard that before, but it wasn't about religious orders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 ahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toledo_jesus Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders? Well, they were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. They were also both founded to combat heresy: the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants. What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders? Well, have you met any Albigensians lately? badoom cha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 hshahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toledo_jesus Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 A Jesuit was in his office smoking a cigar as he prayed the Divine Office. His secretary noticed him smoking and asked if that was permissible. The Jesuit responded "I don't know, I've never asked. I'll ask my superior tomorrow." The next day, he reported to his secretary that "I asked my superior, and he said, 'Of course it's okay to pray while you smoke!'" I'm thinking that Jesuits are kind of like lawyers when it comes to jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader_4 Posted June 13, 2004 Author Share Posted June 13, 2004 Here is another one: A Jesuit, Fransican, and Domincan were sitting at a table having a meeting. All of a sudden the lights turn out and all of them are stunned. looking to make good out of a poor situation the fransican said "Let us use this time to reflect upon how without God we are void" and the Domincan said "Let us think abotu all those in poverty who see the darkness of this world" and the Jesuit "Would someone PLEASSE turn on the lights!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Gosh! We're just trying to stir up vocations to Jesuit orders, now, aren't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 :ph34r: SPY The Jesuits are the coolest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 (edited) Whoops! Computer mix-up. Edited June 13, 2004 by voiciblanche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader_4 Posted June 13, 2004 Author Share Posted June 13, 2004 Jesuits rock with that...another joke.... A Jesuit, Fransican, and Dominican (they sure hang out lots eh?!) were playing golf together. It had taken already three hours and they were only on the 5th hole because the two-sum in front of them was taking forever. So eventually the Fransican realized he had to celebrate mass at 6 so he walked up to the group to find out why they were taking so long. He found out that in fact the group ahead of them was the USA Blind Golf Team so he didnt want to offend them by asking to pass through so instead he came back to inform the Dominican and the Jesuit about this marvel in front of him. So the Fransican quickly comments about "how God works marvels among his children" and the Dominican said "Yes that is true and how he is able to use his Children and isntill hope among them" then the Jesuit commented "If they are blind cant they just play at night?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey's_Girl Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 [quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Jun 13 2004, 12:11 AM'] The next day, he reported to his secretary that "I asked my superior, and he said, 'Of course it's okay to pray while you smoke!'" [/quote] HA HA HA HA!!! ("pray while you smoke") HA HA HA HA!!!! :crackup: MG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Pray while you smoke... I should tell that to Sam... he's agnostic, I guess, but if I could get him to pray while he smokes... hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader_4 Posted June 13, 2004 Author Share Posted June 13, 2004 That one rocks my socks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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