Crusader_4 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Hay (slick spelling eh) anway lets put some jokes that are in good humour about religious ordres lol and lets not all gang up on the Jesuits either . Here is one of my fav (could go either way you will see what i mean). A Jesuit and a Fransican were walking along the street disagreeing and fighting over who's religious order was better. The Jesuit pointed to the counter-reformation and spiritual exercises and the Fransican to the St. Francis and the rule. Anway since both many are deeply religious they feel that the argument has gone beyond them and appeal to God . Both the Jesuit and Fransican say "God gives us a sign to show us whos order is in fact better"...so both men wait dillgently until they walk down the street again and see a golden note float down from the sky that read: My dear Children why do you fight over such petty things when there are children starving and good works to be done? Each of you know that neither of your religious order is better then the other...foolish children. -God S.J. hahaha i got more lol lets see what you guys got first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 booourns that wasnt funny, hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader_4 Posted June 13, 2004 Author Share Posted June 13, 2004 Here is another...lol A fransican, Dominican, and Jesuit happen to be walking down the streets of bethleham. They continue walking until they run into three wise men. The wise men say we are tired but were here that the Jewish messiah is to be born would you like to bestow upon them these gifts. So the three men agree and knowing that somehow they have time warped they deciede when they run into the holy family each of them will ask them an important question? So they arrive at the stable and at first the Dominican is at awe at the poverty that these people are in and asks Joseph "Dear St. Joseph how can we aid those and give hope to those taht are in poverty?" next the Fransican is wowed at the radiance of the Christ child and asks Mary "How can I open my heart to this child?" carrying on the Jesuit also presents his gift and leans over to Joseph and says "So Jo, have you figured out what school your going to send this boy too yet?" hahaha naother good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 william Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader_4 Posted June 13, 2004 Author Share Posted June 13, 2004 Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 I think William's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 I only barely get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeenaBobba Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 I don't remember this joke word-for-word, but I'll make up the parts I can't remember. LOL. A Fransican and a Jesuit were sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. A man, dressed in a nice suit, asked the two if they could say a novena so that he could get a Ferarri. The Fransican responded by asking, "What's a Ferarri?" while the Jesuit responded by asking, "What's a novena?" HAHAHA! God bless, Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 that one is actually funny. quick william take notes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeenaBobba Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Hi Crusader_4, Hahaha! Those were good ones! (God, S.J.! AHAHA!) God bless, Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader_4 Posted June 13, 2004 Author Share Posted June 13, 2004 here is another: Cardinal Ratzinger died and he was approaching the gates of heaven and went before St. Peter hoping that he had been accepted into heaven. St. Peter then turned to him and said "Welcome to Heaven its my great honour to be greeting a Prince of the Church here let me give you a quick tour around" so St. Peter gave him a tour and at the end Cardinal Ratzinger couldnt help but notice that some Angels and saints were preparing a big party so the Cardinal asked St. Peter "Whats going down in heaven tonight! must be a big party" and St. Peter responded "Yes actually we are having a special person come in he is dying tonight so we are preaping for a big party for him" Cardinal ratzinger became a lil ticked off and he turned to St. Peter and said "no offence St. Peter but i have been a good servant and are a prince of the Church how come i got no such welcome into heaven" St. Peter turned to him and said "well Cardinal you are a Prince of the Church indeed and we get quite a few of you around here now...try getting a Jesuit into heaven...that is something to celebrate!" hahah got to be able to laugh at yourself too ( i am a big Jesuit fan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Lol. That just means the Jesuits are cool, because they get a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey's_Girl Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 LOL! I thought they were ALL funny, and I'm not Catholic! Hee hee! Okay, may I tell my joke? It's not an order joke, but it *is* Catholic. It's my favorite joke ever, and my dad's priest told it to him probably 35 years ago. So the woman who is caught in the act of adultery is brought before Jesus. He writes in the dust with his finger, stands up, looks around, and says, "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." Out of nowhere, a stone whizzes past and strikes the woman on the head. Jesus whips his head around, and in an exasperated tone, says, "MOTHER!!!" :rotfl: I LOVE that joke! Sorry if it's old and all you Catholics have heard it already. But it cracks me up EVERY TIME. It's actually the only joke I know. MG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toledo_jesus Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 I'm wondering if it's possible NOT to gang up on the Jesuits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voiciblanche Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Lol!! That's funny. I've never heard that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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