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Selah

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Well, it's only eleven days until April Fool's Day. HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE!!!!

 

Good nonsense isn't that easy to generate. We need some prep time here!

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There really is nothing sillier than Monty Python, is there? Here, 4 Yorkshiremen compete with each other to describe the worst childhood ever.

 

 

 

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HopefulHeart

Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

      And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

      The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

      The frumious Bandersnatch!”

 

He took his vorpal sword in hand;

      Long time the manxome foe he sought—

So rested he by the Tumtum tree

      And stood awhile in thought.

 

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

      The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

      And burbled as it came!

 

One, two! One, two! And through and through

      The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

      He went galumphing back.

 

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

      Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

      He chortled in his joy.

 

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

      And the mome raths outgrabe.

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Not A Mallard

When is 'the worlds worst chase scene part 2' going to come out?

​It's already out, as well as three other parts, but they're not nearly as funny, or wholesome, as the first one.

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Not A Mallard

More nonsense!

 

​It really is quite something that movies which are so innocent can be completely misrepresented by a few clips.

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HopefulHeart

I know, this "trailer" makes the captain look like a psychopath or something. It's funny how really dramatic music plays when the nuns are walking by, like "Ooh, nuns in habits, that's some scary stuff!" XD 

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