littleflower+JMJ Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 YES THAT IS THE ONE!! I AM NOT WORTHY COLLEEN!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: And its just as funny as the first time i read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 colleen... that is the greatest joke i ever heard about any person in government. i first heard it during bill's 2nd stay in office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 [quote name='Colleen' date='Jun 11 2004, 07:59 PM'] IcePrincess and Flowery, I found it: An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die," and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag." [/quote] I would like it better with 3 parachutes. I don't wanna see Kobe again. I got sick of him last year, and all of the Lakers, when I read a quote that went somehting like this "I don't care if it hurts the girl or delys the taril. He need Kobe to win and that is more important." See? I like these jokes. I don't care who they bash. But the best (and worse) I have every heard wasn't a joke. "It isn't pollution that hurts the enviroment, it is the impuritys in our air and water." LOL! And that man rules for Pres? (Dan Quyale) The second worse was "Space is still a high proity for NASA" _ G.W. Bush Dumb quotes are better. But I can't see a GOPhers doing it to the Liberals. LOL! Sling more mud, lol. You have better jokes. We have better quotes. Hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 "Reports that say something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know" -Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Thanks Colleen! I laughed when I read it again... you know its a good joke when you know exactly what it says and you STILL laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 very true... i stll like the dumb blonde joke about potatoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Catherine Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 [quote]"Reports that say something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know"[/quote] My dad loves to make fun of this quote......Now what is this..... a known, known;.........a known, unknown;....... an unknown, known; or finally is it a unknown, unknown........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathgirl Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Those are funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 [quote name='crusader1234' date='Jun 11 2004, 09:58 PM'] "Reports that say something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know" -Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld [/quote] it makes sense to me. all the liberals just aren't smart enough to understand you want a dumb quote mudslinged the other way? how bout: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" :rotfl: [quote]"It isn't pollution that hurts the enviroment, it is the impuritys in our air and water." [/quote] Makes sense to me! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 "It isn't pollution that hurts the enviroment, it is the impuritys in our air and water." LOL! They are the same things! LOL! I just rembered my favorite quote of all time. Better than Bushism. I got taged with this almost everytime we took a Cisco test (I argued for points based on how the sentice was worded *I won most of the time*). "What is the defenation of 'is'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 Richard J. Daley, mayor of Chicago during the 1968 Democratic convention: "The police aren't here to create disorder, they're here to preserve it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader1234 Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 [quote name='Aloysius' date='Jun 12 2004, 10:07 AM'] it makes sense to me. all the liberals just aren't smart enough to understand [/quote] i think that qualifies as a personal and political attack... anyways, the point is, thats kind of a half wit way of saying something so simple, totally convoluted. it almost makes you think hes trying to compensate for a lack of something more educated to say.... like commenting on things that DO happen in iraq... kind of like finding those WMD's... but hey, i'm just a dumb liberal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 lol i was just kidding! all that quote prooves is that Donald Rumsfield is a HUMAN BEING. PAX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 [quote name='Aloysius' date='Jun 12 2004, 11:27 PM'] all that quote prooves is that Donald Rumsfield is a HUMAN BEING. [/quote] I am not sure about that. The newspaper at the gocery store today said that Johnsonville brat Chency was a robot. They had PICTURES! LOL! So who knows? LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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