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President Bush Visit
President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th grade classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the president asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No" says Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not" explains the President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, a boy named Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.

"Correct" exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," Lil' Johnny said, "because, like you just told us, it wouldn't be an accident, and it sure as heck wouldn't be a great loss."

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1337 k4th0l1x0r

I think I heard this one back when Clinton was president. It's kinda like the $100 joke, which worked better with the Clintons (see below).

Bill, Hillary, and Al Gore were in Air Force One discussing how to make people happy. Bill said, "I can toss a $100 bill out of the plane and make someone very happy."

Al Gore said, "I can do better. I can toss ten $10 bills out of the plane and make ten people pretty happy."

Hillary said, "I can toss one hundred $1 bills out and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot then announced over the intercom, "I can crash this plane and make everyone in America happy."

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Thy Geekdom Come

I much prefer this one:

President Clinton was swimming in the Atlantic one day while he was on vacation. A shark came after him and three lifeguards went out to save him. President Clinton was so happy that he decided to grant them each a wish.

"I want a new car," said the first and President Clinton bought him a new car.





"I want a vacation to Hawaii," said the second and President Clinton bought him a vacation to Hawaii.




"I want a nice funeral," said the third.




The president looked at him oddly :blink: and said, "Well, son, why would you want that?"



"Because," replied the boy, "when my father finds out I saved your life, he's gonna kill me!"

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crusader1234

I liked Clinton (I know I know) and I dislike Bush. The only problem is, even if we Blew up Saddam Hussein it would be a great loss, and I'm pretty sure that Clinton can't grant wishes :P

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Sammy Blaze

haha lighten up folks, it's just a good 'ol Bush joke, it happens every presidency....
people actin' like it was a JPII joke or something...... :P

~S.

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IcePrincessKRS

I like the one about the Pope and a kid and Hillary Clinton jumping out of an airplane thats about to crash.... someone find it and post it again! I'm too lazy! :P

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crusader1234

I liked this one...

[quote]Martin, Blair, and Bush were all in a plane and were discussing how to fix up the middle east, and nobody could agree.

As they flew over Israel and Palestine, they saw people fighting over land so Martin throws a bag of loonies out the window to distract the people and be charitable.

As they flew over Saudi Arabia, Blair sees them fighting about oil, so he throws batteries out the window so that they have more than just oil to use.

As they fly over Baghdad, Bush says THEYRE GONNA KILL ME I CAN FEEL IT and he throws a bomb out the window.

The next week when they travel by land they stop in Israel and all the women are crying because their husbands have all been killed by falling loonies.  All the men in Saudi Arabia are crying because their wives have been stoned by batteries.

When they get to Iraq, they go past an orphanage on the outskirts of Baghdad (which is completely demolished), and all the children are laughing their heads off.  Bush says, why are you so happy?

"Because a nun farted and then Baghdad blew up!!!"[/quote]

That isnt the best way it can be told, but yuo get the idea and I think its funny.

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homeschoolmom

[quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 11 2004, 05:00 PM'] I much prefer this one:

President Clinton was swimming in the Atlantic one day while he was on vacation [/quote]
I remember hearing this one about NIXON!!!

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littleflower+JMJ

[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='Jun 11 2004, 07:35 PM'] I like the one about the Pope and a kid and Hillary Clinton jumping out of an airplane thats about to crash.... someone find it and post it again! I'm too lazy! :P [/quote]
NOW THATS HILARIOUS!!

i was looking for it but couldn't find it! :wall:

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IcePrincess and Flowery, I found it:

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't
want me to die," and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."

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crusader1234

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