The Phetus Invades Canada?!?!

[PhuturePriest]

I've driven across your state, although I've also been to Kansas City. I wouldn't claim to have a great knowledge of it, but from my perspective, it's flat. Of course, as I look out my window, I'm looking at the foothills of the Appalachian mountains. It's like when people from Texas try to tell me Texas isn't flat. Yeah, it really is.  

 

We have hills. Are hills big compared to mountains? No, and I'm sure if you're used to looking at mountains the absence of them will make things seem flat. But not having mountains does not mean Kansas is flat.

 

And Texas is most certainly flat. :P