God Does Have A Sense Of Humor

[superblue]

Was at vigil mass this evening,  having a nice time, till all of a sudden the air changed, and not for the better, it was the gas of a lovely old person in front of me, and I was stuck, no were to go except to try an cover my face with out being super obvious, and fan my self like I was super hot, but it was sorta stuffy inside today.

 

 

So yup I was not a happy camper at that lil joke and it isn't like I can call out a poor old person like that,  but I am really considering carrying around some kinda smell good stuff. all I could think about till the air cleared was I wish I could invent some pocket sized spritzer air freshner for when this happens, ya don't wana spray the entire area just a few sprites in front of your face or where ever it is lingering.  or a pocket fan to like blow it in another direction. or like nasal filters to filter body stank b.o, smoke, boo boo gas.

 

So pretty sure that was God having a laugh on me today and probably getting back at me for missing reconciliation today too.

[Pia Jesu]

There actually is a necklace-style, personal air purifier available in the U.S.! (Gaiam offers

one).

 

How about something for wounded pride--when, also at a Vigil Mass, I moved over (on a chair) to accomodate a woman with a cane.  Sitting down at the Offertory, I promptly fell into the straw collection baskets with a loud woompf & c-r-e-a-k!  The Almighty was collecting something far

more important than cash!