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In Celebration Of Our Triumphant Return!


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Yes, friends, the time is now! We, the pioneers of Phatmass: The Next Generation boldly went where no netzien ever dared go. We braved the dark and stormy waters of change, we loved and embraced the user groups in all their glory and all their glitches. We accumulated vast reserves of lira, promptly spent it all on alcohol and cookie dough, and then we accumulated still more! We welcomed mayhem and chaos, asking nothing in return.

BUT WHY DID WE DO THIS?

Why, O Phatmass, did we subject ourselves to this uncertainty and terror? Why did we brave the darkest of nights, climb the highest peaks, venture into the mountains of madness?

WE DID IT BECAUSE WE COULD! In the face of the fear of the unknown we laughed, we danced, we loved! We stared into the very face of death and shouted "this day belongs to us!" And death retreated.

AND NOW we make a triumphant return. Our hands still soaked in the blood of victory, our hearts still full of glory, and our pockets still empty of lira, we return home and sit before the familiar hearth.

 

Therefore tonight we celebrate, we feast, and we take heart in our righteous victory. Dance with me, friends.

 

http://youtu.be/0Z9R57maGvc

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Yes, friends, the time is now! We, the pioneers of Phatmass: The Next Generation boldly went where no netzien ever dared go. We braved the dark and stormy waters of change, we loved and embraced the user groups in all their glory and all their glitches. We accumulated vast reserves of lira, promptly spent it all on alcohol and cookie dough, and then we accumulated still more! We welcomed mayhem and chaos, asking nothing in return.

BUT WHY DID WE DO THIS?

Why, O Phatmass, did we subject ourselves to this uncertainty and terror? Why did we brave the darkest of nights, climb the highest peaks, venture into the mountains of madness?

WE DID IT BECAUSE WE COULD! In the face of the fear of the unknown we laughed, we danced, we loved! We stared into the very face of death and shouted "this day belongs to us!" And death retreated.

AND NOW we make a triumphant return. Our hands still soaked in the blood of victory, our hearts still full of glory, and our pockets still empty of lira, we return home and sit before the familiar hearth.

 

Therefore tonight we celebrate, we feast, and we take heart in our righteous victory. Dance with me, friends.

 

 

 

This reminds me of one of Henry V's speeches.  However, I have it from a reliable source that you don't dance. 

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This reminds me of one of Henry V's speeches.  However, I have it from a reliable source that you don't dance. 

I do waltz once in a while. And I may make an exception for a Phatmass k-pop dance party. Cuz your friends don't dance and if they don't dance they're no friends of mine.

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I think having this forum back has made you a little too happy. I'd just about pay to see you dance to k-pop.

Only if everyone dances.
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PhuturePriest

Only if everyone dances.

 

I love dancing so much that I regularly dance by myself in my room to glorious music. You can count me in.

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I just decided to make you a phatmass author. This kind of gold needs homepage exposure.

Finally, someone understands.
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Ancilla Domini

Only if everyone dances.

 

 

I love dancing so much that I regularly dance by myself in my room to glorious music. You can count me in.

 

I don't dance, but I'll accompany you with my singing.

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Ancilla Domini

You will dance because I will make you.

 

I like dancing, (ballroom) but my brother says I dance like a board of wood, and he's probably right. XD I don't do it very often, anyway.

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