PhuturePriest Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The world may be running out of chocolate: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2836785/We-running-chocolate-says-world-s-biggest-confectionary-producer.html Keep in mind it is the Daily Mail, but it claims this is the world's biggest producer of said nasty substance, so we can only hope this is a real report and that the muck is depleted forevermore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oremus Pro Invicem Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 What do you have against Brown Gold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherie Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 This makes me want to panic. It's like someone telling me there's a shortage of my thyroid medication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 I think the oil industry telling us we're going to run out of gas in fifty years is a far more pressing matter, really. Though I do enjoy my Reese's peanut butter cups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I think the oil industry telling us we're going to run out of gas in fifty years is a far more pressing matter, really. Though I do enjoy my Reese's peanut butter cups. You should be ok then. The shortage is only relevant to real chocolate. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 You should be ok then. The shortage is only relevant to real chocolate. ;) Precisely! There is no loss for me in this entire scenario. Though I am slowly being introduced to dark chocolate, which I originally couldn't stand because of its bitter taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthfinder Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I like the concept of chocolate deficit - how do you eat something that is not there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Philosopher Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 I like the concept of chocolate deficit - how do you eat something that is not there? Chocolate debt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthfinder Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Chocolate debt. I'm probably contributing to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Do not forget fractional-reserve chocolatiering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriela Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 You're all a bunch of irreverent little imps. This is not a laughing matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuturePriest Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 You're all a bunch of irreverent little imps. This is not a laughing matter. I do admit I posted this topic because I have been yelled at by many a female Phatmasser in the past for expressing something less than an obsession for chocolate, and I do confess I am amused by the reactions of some of those said people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLordsSouljah Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Well, if chocolate is running out like fossil fuels, perhaps we'll need cocoa panels to absorb the awesomeness from the plantations we still have left.... idk just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherie Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 I do admit I posted this topic because I have been yelled at by many a female Phatmasser in the past for expressing something less than an obsession for chocolate, and I do confess I am amused by the reactions of some of those said people. I'm not a fan of chocolate cake, personally, but a Lindt chocolate bar? It's like a drug. A sweet, smooth, delicious drug that makes the world a happier place. Those who don't understand just DON'T UNDERSTAND! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oremus Pro Invicem Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 I'm not a fan of chocolate cake, personally, but a Lindt chocolate bar? It's like a drug. A sweet, smooth, delicious drug that makes the world a happier place. Those who don't understand just DON'T UNDERSTAND! Amen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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