God the Father Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 And you haven't been keeping up with your roommate. It's been about three months. In the morning after your first night at home, you are catching up over breakfast. He or she sneezes into the crook of his or her arm, and you can't help but notice a fair amount red fluid spattered on the sleeve of his or her white sweatshirt. It very clearly appears to be blood. Describe your reaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 You've been exposed to Ebola. Isolate yourself from the population for the next 6 to 12 months while waiting for symptoms to develop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superblue Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 ask what kind of drugs he or she has been snorting and if there is any left to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seven77 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 1st of all, who is this Hypo person and why does he or she end up in these situations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 1st of all, who is this Hypo person and why does he or she end up in these situations? every time I see the topic with "hypo" in it, it makes me think of our long lost member, hyperdulia again, and I get sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Philosopher Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I always think of those hypo sprays from Star Trek. Because I am a dork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo in Deum Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veritasluxmea Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I would just be like, "Um... you ok? seeing a doctor or what? please don't get near me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God the Father Posted October 14, 2014 Author Share Posted October 14, 2014 1st of all, who is this Hypo person and why does he or she end up in these situations? It's you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddington Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Hold him/her. Rock him/her back and forth. Stroke his/her hair. Tell him/her that everything will be okay and that you know because you have been there. Promise him/her that you two will always be roommates and that if homos keep overtaking the earth, you would like to share health insurance with him/her and eventually be buried side-by-side. Kiss his/her tears and appreciate the silence. Nobody else has to know. Cherish this moment. Close your eyes and wish that it would never end. Maybe call in to work and the two of you cook and watch movies together. Laugh and cry. Snuggle. You only get one chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Catholic Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Hold him/her. Rock him/her back and forth. Stroke his/her hair. Tell him/her that everything will be okay and that you know because you have been there. Promise him/her that you two will always be roommates and that if homos keep overtaking the earth, you would like to share health insurance with him/her and eventually be buried side-by-side. Kiss his/her tears and appreciate the silence. Nobody else has to know. Cherish this moment. Close your eyes and wish that it would never end. Maybe call in to work and the two of you cook and watch movies together. Laugh and cry. Snuggle. You only get one chance. Is my roommate Paul Rudd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 The voices tell me that there is a chance your room mate could be a body snatcher. To see whether or not he or she is all you have to do is jam a screwdriver in your room mate's ear. If your room mate dies, it was defintely a body snatcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilllabettt Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 The voices tell me that there is a chance your room mate could be a body snatcher. To see whether or not he or she is all you have to do is jam a screwdriver in your room mate's ear. If your room mate dies, it was defintely a body snatcher. no, thats backwards. if your roommate dies they were def human. If they live they are def a body snatcher and should be killed asap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherie Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Um, EWW! That would be my reaction. If they are a good friend, it would probably even be out loud. Actually even if they were a stranger it would probably be out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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