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Ancilla Domini

Ok, so this isn't a film-plot explained badly, but I just needed to share this. :P

(btw, my apologies to any of you phatmassers who are big fans of White Christmas, but it was too good not to share. :hehe:)

I found this review under the aforesaid movie, on Netflix:

 

Where else can you get the message of a Christ-less Christmas mixed in with American patriotism? In Hollywood! While not much of a religious-Righter, I can't help but be unsettled by the absolute secularity of this "Christmas" film. More so, the patriotic tie-in to America's role in WWII makes thisholiday classic something only an island-mentality American would love. After all, what's Christmas without snow? Ah, those poor Christians in tropical countries! Not only aren't they American, they also don't have snow. Thank God that America has a monopoly on world power AND snowy, New England Christmases! Oops...forgot to mention...Bing CAN NOT sing. He has more portamento than a drunken bartender. (Is Bing short for something? Bingo? Binge?) And Rosemary is incapable of completing a phrase without including some melismatic humming. Save this one for Mystery Science Theatre 3000!

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Some guy named Anderson takes a drug and spends the majority of his life sitting in a chair, wearing a virtual reality headset for immersive 3D gaming. 

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A film put on by a protestant production company focuses on a Christian man whom loses his faith, then through some miracle regains it and ends up more faithful than ever.

 

If the joke was lost on you, that's every single movie made by Protestants ever.

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Man with mental and physical disabilities has priceless possession stolen from him and travels a long journey to get it back, ends up helping the ones who robbed him in a desperate bid to get it back, and is then brutally murdered. 

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Man with mental and physical disabilities has priceless possession stolen from him and travels a long journey to get it back, ends up helping the ones who robbed him in a desperate bid to get it back, and is then brutally murdered. 

That's.........dark.

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