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Mine had an exclamation point. The lukewarm God spits out of His mouth. I win. :P

No.  God spits the lukewarm out of His mouth.  I win.

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Ancilla Domini

No.  God spits the lukewarm out of His mouth.  I win.

 

Word for word, "But because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold, not hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of My mouth." Now I win.

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Word for word, "But because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold, not hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth." Now I win.

Yup.

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The most delightful musical of the decade, a princess nearly slaughters her sister with her uncontrollable magical ice powers, which causes her parents to get her sister's memory erased; isolates herself from all human contact except for her parents; still doesn't come out even after her parents die at sea, which causes her sister to live in isolation too; and finally leaves her kingdom and sister to freeze to death while an evil prince secretly plots to murder her and take the throne.

 

...Actually, that's pretty accurate.

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9 oddly clothed people spend 3 years traveling across the center of the earth to the most desolate and inhospitable place in the world so they can throw a piece of jewelry into a volcano, then go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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The most delightful musical of the decade, a princess nearly slaughters her sister with her uncontrollable magical ice powers, which causes her parents to get her sister's memory erased; isolates herself from all human contact except for her parents; still doesn't come out even after her parents die at sea, which causes her sister to live in isolation too; and finally leaves her kingdom and sister to freeze to death while an evil prince secretly plots to murder her and take the throne.

 

...Actually, that's pretty accurate.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dach1nPbsY8[/url]

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9 oddly clothed people spend 3 years traveling across the center of the earth to the most desolate and inhospitable place in the world so they can throw a piece of jewelry into a volcano, then go their separate ways and never see each other again.

Only two make it there.  And three stay in Hobbiton.

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Only two make it there.  And three stay in Hobbiton.

 

I believe you need to re-read the name of the thread: Explain a Film Plot Badly. ;)

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A selfish brat marries a rich guy and everybody around her either leaves or dies.

That sounds like at least three movies I've seen. 

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