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Reactive Elderly Dropped-Out, supposedly having fun killing a bunch of folk who blamed them for killing other folks (who they didn't kill), accompanied by the wide-eyed-girlfriend of one of them.

Reactive Elderly Drop-Outs. The sequel.

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Jeff Bridges remembers stuff.

 

 

Robin Williams is happy being a crazy homeless man because he has decided to forget that his wife, child and dog died a horrible death when their airplane crashed into a very very tall building - but an old college roommate insists that he remember all the gory details because this guy isn't happy in his own marriage and wants his old buddy to be miserable too since misery loves company. He nearly succeeds when RW remembers the horror and then gets beaten up by a bunch of thugs in the park and goes into a coma, but the Buddy's plans to make RW miserable are thwarted when RW does finally remember but it turns out that it doesn't really hurt so much anymore because he has a new girlfriend who nurses him back to health. Buddy then decides he better make the best of his own marriage and stop trying to make other people miserable and RW generously forgives him and they both decide to go lie down naked in Central Park at night and stare at the stars - because of course, what could be safer?

 

 

edited: I just thought it kind of related to poor old Jeff Bridges and his memory problems.

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Mel Gibson puts an animal puppet on his hand and decides that he will only talk to people through the hand puppet now. Everyone thinks he is crazy but he thinks the puppet is his only friend until one day when he tries to get rid of the puppet and it tries kill him by making him attempt suicide. Everybody is convinced he is crazy. He is.

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Reactive Elderly Dropped-Out, supposedly having fun killing a bunch of folk who blamed them for killing other folks (who they didn't kill), accompanied by the wide-eyed-girlfriend of one of them.

Reactive Elderly Drop-Outs. The sequel.

 

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Adam Sandler acts like a moron and yells, while others gather around him to support his stupidity.

So at the risk of #thatsthejoke, you are meaning all the Adam Sandler movies? :|

 

The Wedding Singer was pretty good though.

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Boy genius builds Utopian future by destroying the livelihoods of factory workers, eliminating carbon-based pets, enforcing birth control so everyone can have immense living spaces (and to prevent anyone else from ending up in an orphanage like him), and elevating asinine self-absorption to ludicrously unproductive extremes in the name of creativity and freedom. A Goth in a sentient hat tries to stop him and loses.

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Boy genius builds Utopian future by destroying the livelihoods of factory workers, eliminating carbon-based pets, enforcing birth control so everyone can have immense living spaces (and to prevent anyone else from ending up in an orphanage like him), and elevating asinine self-absorption to ludicrously unproductive extremes in the name of creativity and freedom. A Goth in a sentient hat tries to stop him and loses.

 

Oooooook...which movie is this? XD

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Every movie.  No exceptions. 

 

The Wedding Singer is fantastic and I will hear nothing to the contrary, because you have nothing for your case other than "I just didn't enjoy it."

 

A member of the Nazi Party employs Jews to work at his factory because they're cheap labor, then has a mental breakdown about cars and golden pens when the war is over.

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Meet the Robinsons. Have you even seen Disney?

 

Some Disney. (Not very much.) Definitely not that one, though. :P

I believe I've seen 3...I think. Maybe 5 at the most?

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